"You don't have long to live..."

[Tymaporer]

A man wasn't feeling well, so he went to the doctor. The doctor did a few examinations, and then he said, "I have some bad news. You don't have long to live."
The man asked, "How much time do I have left?"
The doctor looked at him and said, "Ten."
"Ten what? Ten days? Ten months? Ten what?"
"Nine...eight...seven..."

[Katherine]

Thats funny.

[Shakira_Shoyru]

Yeah, that joke is funny, but I knew it already, so I didnt really laugh this time. lol but it's still funny! Yay for funny jokes. Although I always thought this one was cooler like.. on TV or in a play, you know, when you can really see the doctor in action.

[matchbow]

i love jokes like this. where someone gets OWNED

[Uncle Xyzzy]

That's great, even when I've heard it so much.

[xerashigreens]

ive seen it in reader's digest i believe! ^^ its still awesomeyly awesomey

[Miyu]

I've never heard that joke before.. that is funny.

[Anoohilator]

:roflol:
i love jokes like this. where someone gets OWNED

XD Quality line!

[Bloolight]

that was hilarious