Fortunately/Unfortunately (Split @ 10)

[Makuta_Neodude]

fortunately, his vomit contained a virus only he was immune to, and only he had the antidote for. so, he used it to take over the world.

[Xandra]

Unfortunately, the mice had taken over already.

[Anoohilator]

Fortunately a Cheshire Cat ate all the mice and restored freedom. This Cheshire Cat was also called Graham.

[flyinglizard]

Unfortunately, Graham (the Cheshire Cat) then died of natural causes

[Anoohilator]

Fortunately Graham was given the Kiss of Life and lived! Huzzah!

[flyinglizard]

Why is everybody named Graham???

Unfortunately, Graham died the next day before he could take over the world.

[Xandra]

Fortunately, the world had exploded of natural causes the previous day, so no one had to worry about taking over the world, as there was none.

[Anoohilator]

Unfortunately everything a story could be made about didn't exist anymore so this story will probably come to an end.....

[Ixistant]

Fortunately, the author realised what was going on and he decreed "Let there be Write(n work)!" And the story continued.

[Makuta_Neodude]

unfortunately, the story had bogged down BIG TIME

[Xandra]

Fortunately, hope suddenly appeared in the form of Kyle, a large, pink fairy that breathed glitter everywhere suddenly breaking out of your computer screen!

[Amethyst]

Unfortunately, Kyle was sucked into a jet intake before he could accomplish anything.

[Anoohilator]

Fortunately, Kyle, literally, threw a spanner in the works and the whole thing blew up and he was propelled forwards, unharmed, into a feather factory.

[Amethyst]

Unfortunately, the feather factory produced feathers made of steel.

[Xandra]

Fortunately, Kyle was rescued by an amazingly beautiful girl named Mary Sue.