Quote the person below you!

[Kitten Medli]

I am a vegan. I don't eat honey. Why? I love bees.

And then I realised I had a pimple on my nose.

[Mongrel]

I was so excited! Steve, the captain of the football team, had just asked me to the prom. Suddenly, however, his look changed from one of smooth "I'm totally hot" smugness to one of horror. And then I realised I had a pimple on my nose. It was the size of a tomato. So, I headbutted him and ran away to become a hermit, communicating only through smoke signals and instant messengers.

The man behind the counter was an imposter!

[Kitten Medli]

I happily walked to the counter, holding my goods. I put them down and got out my wallet. But then I realised.. the man behind the counter was an imposter! He was not a man at all...cardboard!.. So I took the stuff and ran.

The world rejoiced, for it was Mario Day.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

The world rejoiced, for it was Mario Day. Specifically, it was the day of Mario's wedding to Peach. After the death of Bowser, the two had finally decided to make their love official. Luigi, the first Supreme General of the Mushroom Command, had come back from his first mission, capturing Izzy of the Koopa Kid Legacy, just for this. And why not? He was the best man, after all. After Mario finally sent Bowser plummeting to his death, it was Luigi who rescued him from the Mansion. The Star Spirits were content, too. Although he had destroyed much of the Kingdom during the final battle, the Star Rod seemed stronger. Twink led a parade before the wedding, and thousands had already arrived. The People's Princess was getting married today, and they were gonna watch it.

The Princess finished her simple outfit, and turned around. A koopa stood in front of her. A spined koopa. "Iggy!" she shouted, but the koopa pointed a dangerous-looking gun at her and threatened to kill her if she said anything. Luigi ran into the room, wielding a sword forged from magic, only to be stopped by a grenade that went off directly in front of him. "Mario," he shouted, "COME HERE!!!" Mario began to rubn inside the room, but was stopped by a castle guard. A traitor! The Koopa pointed a gun at Luigi, and fired a shot into his leg. Luigi slumped over, and watched as a small airship left with the princess.

I don't know, but I intend to find out.

[Pixa]

Is that the way windmills work? I don't know, but I intend to find out.

I ain't no Hollaback girl!

[Katherine]

I love the song Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani.Ain't no Hollaback girl!

I sure do love Winnipeg,Manitoba,Canada!

[Uncle Xyzzy]

"I sure do love Winnipeg,Manitoba,Canada!" I said to the man. He believed me, but my fingers were actually crossed, heh heh!

I can't wait for Pi Day!

[DM was on fire!]

Pie? Where's pie? I want some pie. I love Pie! Oh...wrong pie? Oh well. I can't wait for Pi Day!
...you just better give me some apple pie. D:

DM rules.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

"DM rules, because she talks in third person," said DM. But everyone kind of just... laughed. "I need Kefka's Light of Judgment," said DM.

I fear the Light of Judgment!"

[Pixa]

The moderators really needed to teach DM rules. She was so ruthless and mean, but nobody had the nerve to confront her! Instead, she ran amok within the forum, with destruction and havoc following behind her.

However, one day, Kym decided enough was enough. Upon reading the PM revealing how dreadful she really was, she could only repent.

"I fear the Light of Judgment!" DM cried mournfully. Unbeknownst to her, really, the Light of Judgement feared her.

(bwaha, I'm slow, but I quite like mine, so I'm keeping it)

You're comparing apples and oranges.

I know that. You're fearing the light of judgement...
*edits that bit so it's clearer*

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[DM was on fire!]

D:
*shoots Pixa*

"Apples and oranges! Apples and oranges! You're comparing apples and oranges." Pixa shouted throughout the forum. Everyone glanced at him. "You're going crazy." A few random people said. "Ah, shut up."

I HAVE RINGWORM.

(Psst. Pixa, Kym's a man. )

[Uncle Xyzzy]

"Yes, but is Kuge a girl?" asked Xyzzy. Kuge, annoyed at this, shot ringworm into Xyzzy. "I HAVE RINGWORM!" shouted Xyzzy.

I'm running away from a sloth! Help!

[Ixist]

It all started a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. I was just sitting watching TV when suddenly a person burst into my house and slammed the door behind them.
"I'm running away from a Sloth! Help!"
Of course I was shocked, so shooting him in the chest 6 times and removing his left arm was a perfectly reasonable response. And the only reason that I incinerated hi bopdy was because I just KNEW you would all react like this!
And that, your honour, is how I got my groove back.

Lets see, Wolverine, Iceman, Emma Frost, Phoenix (back from the dead again I see), Shadowcat, Collosus... Now where is the Rusty Hook Killer?

I always make up the weirdest quotes and stories