Yo momma jokes..

[Helena]

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks outside in London wearing red, people stuff letters in her mouth and yell 'POSTBOX!'

[laurencecom]

yo mommas so stupid, whe brought a spoon to the super bowl

[shapu]

-Yo mama's so hairy, she went to the zoo and got darted by the keepers and dragged back to the Monkey House.
-Yo mama's so fat, she went for a cholesterol test and it came back "Bacon."
-Yo mama's so mean, she was fired from her last job guarding a junkyard.
-Yo mama so old, she has Moses's pager number. I asked her the other day, and it's "2."

[dytallix]

- Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

- Yo momma's so old her social security number is 12.

[LegendOfWii]

Have these been told??


Yo mamas so fat she can't even jump to conclusions

Yo mamas so fat she went out in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.

Yo mamas so drunk if it wasn't for the olives in the martinis she'd starve to death

[ginny-ROX]

Yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a toilet cubicle and peed all over the floor
yo momma so fat she made a hole right through the earth