Rock, Paper, Scissors

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors

#106 Post by Shoyru_Lover »

This topic is hilarious.

Don't use MSG... use sugar instead.

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My espresso dissolves your sugar cube
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#108 Post by Siniri »

Starbucks killed the espresso with its double-mocha-latte-grande-with-soy-and-a-caramel-shot mumbo jumbo:
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And I got the image from this disturbing news story. Seriously? Blaming Starbucks for attempting to read while driving? Now, had she poured hot coffee on herself while turning the cup sideways to read the writing, she *might* have had a case -- of stupidity. And the guy she hit is considering suing Starbucks, too... *sigh*
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#109 Post by Tharkun »

Foamy the Squirrel skewers Starbucks with his rage-filled tirades.

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#110 Post by Blue »

Welcome to Starschmucks, thank you. Foamy is awesome

Er.. back on topic... Rabies takes out squirrels
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#111 Post by Shoyru_Lover »

Rabies go bye bye with a healthy dose of vaccine.

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#112 Post by Tharkun »

Alarmist parents withhold vaccines.

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A bad batch of lysol turns your alarmist parents into zombies.
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My Samuri Sword will kill your zombies
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#115 Post by Siniri »

Emperor Meiji stripped the samurai of their power:
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#116 Post by Shoyru_Lover »

Tom Cruise isn't happy and opens a can of whoop smurf on Emperor Meiji - The Last Samurai style.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors

#117 Post by Blue »

Oprah's couch beats Tom Cruise.
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#118 Post by Siniri »

Chairs replaced Oprah's couch the next time Ol' Tom came on the show:
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#119 Post by Tharkun »

The girl from "Billy Boy" de-bottoms chairs.
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#120 Post by Shoyru_Lover »

Blue wrote:Oprah's couch beats Tom Cruise.
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My God I'm laughing so hard. I think a little pee came out.
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