Save the Cheerleader, Save Your Summer

Written by: Dragonfire

So, the Heroes season finale has aired. Now you have to wait several weeks, even months, until the second season begins. However, you’re already getting into withdrawal symptoms. What are you to do? Never fear, for there are plenty of things to do!

1. Get a tattoo of the double helix symbol on your back. Permanent or Henna will do the trick.

2. Steal an ancient samurai sword from either (a) an art museum or (b) a casino.

3. Dip your hands in glowing paint and run around Manhattan. Grunting is a plus.

4. Make a new friend and introduce yourself by your last name only.

5. Paint caricatures of people and tell them that you can paint the future. Then show them their caricature and tell them that is their future.

6. Turn up the music on your iPod really loud, and when someone asks you why it’s up so much, explain to them that if it wasn’t that loud, you’d be able to hear everything.

7. Throw a temper tantrum in a department store, and start arguing with yourself in the mirror.

8. Get a job at Geek Squad, then on certain days call in sick to work and explain that your powers aren’t working correctly.

9. Try and persuade people to follow your orders, and when they don’t, increase your voice level and repeat.

10. When you’re in a tight situation, shut your eyes real hard and concentrate.

Note: This article was written in jest; I do not encourage or recommend doing any of these.

Dragonfire has heat vision. It gets rather inconvenient when he's looking over an article, but he writes so well that we don't mind the increase in our fire insurance premiums.

Pudding relies more on her cunning and weaponry, like Batman.

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