Horoscopes
Written by: jellyoflight
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19)
Something that has been troubling you lately will be resolved.
Lucky number: 6
Lucky colour: Tartan
Pisces (February 20 – March 20)
You will find something that you once thought was lost.
Lucky object: Cheese grater
Lucky fruit: Tomato
Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Somebody will make you feel happy.
Lucky vegetable: Carrot
Lucky shape: Rhombus
Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
You will do a good deed, and be unexpectedly rewarded.
Lucky condiment: Pepper
Lucky film: Monsters Inc.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Beware of sharp and heavy objects...
Lucky artist: Picasso
Lucky breed of dog: Golden Retriever
Cancer (June 22 – July 23)
It's your lucky month! Enjoy it while you can!
Lucky animal: Duck-billed platypus
Lucky celebrity: Paris Hilton
Leo (July 24 – August 23)
A friendship that you once thought lost will be rekindled.
Lucky colour pen: Violet
Lucky pair of underwear: Those new, flasy ones
Virgo (August 24 – September 23)
Stay out of the kitchen!
Lucky element: Magnesium
Lucky Harry Potter book: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Libra (September 24 – October 23)
A stranger will give you a dirty look.
Lucky item of clothing: Top hat
Lucky mythical creature: Purple dragon
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22)
You will lose somebody that you barely knew.
Lucky colour highlighter: Green
Lucky accessory: Bracelet
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
You will acquire a pet chicken...named Arrow.
Lucky food: Chicken Chow Mein
Lucky song: '9 to 5' - Dolly Parton
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
You will be abducted by aliens, and they will lay eggs in the small of your back...you know, the spot that you can't reach.
Lucky bathroom item: Soap
Lucky smell: Freshly baked bread.
jellyoflight learned of her psychic powers at the age of 3 when she tragically foretold her teddy bear's death at the hands of a garbage disposal.
Pudding learned of her editing powers when she got involved with Pink Ink in 2003.