PPTers say the darndest things...

Written by: Alex

Yep, I'm back. Sorry for the total lack of quotes in the last couple of issues, guys. I've been ill, and swamped with trying to catch up on my schoolwork. You got a problem, take it up with my teachers. Please!

Aaand, onto the quotes. Remember guys, submitting quotes makes Alexy happy ^_^

"Side note: I've never, NEVER seen the word tenterhooks on a message board. Cookie to Fiddelysquat." -- shapu on Fiddelysquat's post.

"Administrators Note : PPT does not condone the painting of birds. You can go do it if you really want to. We cant stop you. But don't try and say we told you to." -- Jim on painting birds.

"**screams and runs into the wall**" -- Apparently Sapphire Faerie found something she didn't like.

"**screams and runs into the other wall**

(I ran into the first one on the Eye thread)" -- ..Either that, or she's just wired on caffeine.

"Show of hands: WHO THOUGHT KIDDIE VOLDEMORT WAS CREEPY ENOUGH TO BE ON PAR WITH SAMARA FROM "THE RING"?" -- Fiddelysquat's reaction to the latest book.

"Let's call them Katie, Julia, and Maddie because those are their names." -- Maureen, on how to name people while telling stories.

"Its official. The site is redundant. I am now firing Yukio and assuming the throne as rightful Lord and Commander in Chief of the PPT Empire. You may now cower before me and bring forth burnt offerings.

Actually, Im not sure about the burnt bit. I just read that somewhere. Dont bother about that infact. The burning I mean- I still want the offerings." -- Jim, on his evil plans.

"I was definetely a ninja, and Kakashi was in it, and I distinctly remember Neville Longbottom being a ninja too." -- _jade_em_ on her dreams.

"Anyways, welcome in. ^_^ Glad to eat you -- err, meat you -- meet you. Yeah, meet you. ^_^;" -- Twizzler0171 has a 'unique' way of welcoming the new Pink Inkers.

"I used to use subblack but too many people had made sigs that looked hideous with little rotting flecks of grey cutout floating around them that I couldn't stand it." -- Christopher on forum themes.

"My niece follows me everywhere, hangs up on Jim when I hand her the phone, and says no to everything anyone says." --Charisma on nieces.

"Just look at those beedy little eyes! It's so cute! yes it is... yes it is! I just want to grab it's big poofy ears and give it a hug! All snugwy and cute! EEE! CUTE!" -- ahoteinrun showing her soft side.

That's it for this issue. Sorry for the smaller-than-usual amount, but I was extrememly rushed ;P

Special mention this issue goes to .:Compact Disk:.. Kids, you can be mentioned too, if you submit quotes! ;)