Neopets News

Written by: teddymon

So, back for an action packed news adventure that will blow your socks off? Well then you've come to the wrong place. You took a wrong turn by coming to my article. I'll do my best to make it the second best though.

Avatars

Look what I caught...uh-oh. (big monsters are fun)

You have angered the prince! (I'm scared)

Durp (looks like me when I wake up)

Well that's a new low for number of avatars, and a new high for number of comments I've done on avatars. Double record!

Pet Colours

Darigan Acara

Mutant Bruce

Wow...two new colours. I think everybody at TNT took a two week summer leave or something.

Games

So how about that fishing, eh? Catch anything good? At the Underwater Cavern, you can get a pair of sandals for absolutely nothing but your dignity. Stop by today. In other game news, the Never-ending Boss Battle has you stop Dr. Sloth's latest attack on Neopia. Of course, Sloth always wins as his ship is invincible. Therefore Sloth will win. Therefore Neopia is doomed. Therefore there will be no more Neopets. Therefore I will have to get a new section in which I'm not allowed to say 'therefore.' And just because it's such a slow edition, there's a new 'Back to School' sponsor game. We just got out of school, so I don't want to be thinking about going back.

Miscellaneous

Let's see...Neopets is now available in Dutch, and there is a new Defenders of Neopia featuring the Drenched (the bad people from the plot that kidnapped the dude's friend).

And that, as they say, is that. This is officially my shortest article ever. Don't I rock? I hope all of you school people are enjoying your summer vacation, and I know that I will. See ya!