PPTers say the darndest things...

Written by: Alex

Well, here's another issue of PPTers say the darndest things for your enjoyment. I have to say, you guys were awesome with submitting quotes this issue - I barely had to go looking myself. Like Twizzy said, I'm getting spoiled. Not that it's a bad thing… ;)

Anyway, onto the quotes!

"At least it doesn't have orange spots all over..." -- Narumo on a recent purple background created by TNT.

"Welcome to 2005.

(I typed 2004 at first and then had to check the date on my computer. Wow, I don't even know what year it is...)" -- AFI_Sorrow, who appears to be in need of a new calendar.

"Ooh, I just read the first post in more detail. YESH. Don't target me, I was brainwashed to kill all those people. Honest - and just because I killed dargonz I had nothing against him WHEN HE ABANDONED ME AT THE ALTAR." -- Anubis, attempting to persuade people she's really innocent.

"I can SO see that... using the 128 points of divinity to play Paranoia songs on extreme." -- (*Dranzer*) on seeing Hyuuga Neji playing DDR.

"Well, Steven and I are as real as it gets. We never see each other, argue over everything, and insult each other as a form of flirtation. I say we win hands down." -- Johnnydontgo on the best PPT couple.

"Wow, this has turned into like, the cult of the lennies. Oh well. I think I need sleep because I just imagined a rainbow lenny telling me to follow my nose and then, in a moment of fleeting desperation, I told Captain Scarblade to 'crunchitize me, cap'n!'" -- Muse on Faerie Lennies.

"I am ancient. Read about me in history class, page 105." -- AFI_Sorrow, celebrating her new 'Ancient' rank.

"Currently reading cereal box nutritional information." -- Jim informing others on what he is currently reading.

"I don't get it. What does staring at a clay pet have anything at all to do with "ouch"? Is it because the clay pets are so ugly that they hurt your eyes or something???" -- -Ducky- on the new Ouch Clay avatar.

"*attempts to gasp for air* SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE...I WANT TO LIVE!!!! (and I'm sure CD does too.)" -- DM after 'dying' by strangulation.

"Earth. I actually took a sort of test between Space, Air, Fire, Earth, and Water. I hated Space and Fire the most, Water was okay, Air was cool. But I LOVED the Earth room.

Yeah, they're called Maitri rooms... Earth was yellow, water was blue, air was green, fire was red, space was white.

Space felt like a frickin' mental institution." -- Eo on her favourite element.

"*is sitting here picturing a draik or hissi in a tutu*" -- everconfused pondering over the Neopets movie.

DiscordantNote: Adam's account has five. It's led me to believe that they're testing ways to let users have five pets and still keep things organized and bug-free.

Runevalkyrie: I think it's because he can bend the rules to his every whim and flaunt around with the fact that he can have as many pets as he wants and we can't. -- Rune telling the 'real' truth.

"Andrew quickly realized what she was doing, and in turn, joined in, saying eagerly, "Oh, yeah, uh, Britney, Geomancers are bad dudes. So uncool. Those Mage Council dudes are like so totally awesome. I'd so like to surf with them, haha yeah, dude."

She soon came to the conclusion that it was stuck to her hand, and so attempted to shake it off while changing the subject swiftly and eloquently by squealing, "Oh, my God!" shake, "I, like, totally," shake, "love your," shake, "shoes! What mall," shake, "did you get them in?" shake, "Totally awesome!"

Thinking this through, Deirdre came to her conclusion and replied to 'Ilani Tira, High Geomancer of Ivy’s query, mustering up her best "Hello, I'm a silly stereotypical high-school cheerleader!" acting." -- ...Alex RPing after consuming large amounts of sugar.

Fizzy: So does this mean the 3 baddies from the 1st incarnation of this game are gone, and instead we have 3 other nightmare-causing personages? o_O

Syrill: :P Oh...that's a good idea...*tosses explosives expert out the window* *drags in nightmare inducer*

Fizzy: What have I done? =O -- Fizzy realises that from now on, her ideas should involve happy flowers and ponies.

"In conclusion:

a) Marshmallow world is a bad idea.

b) The TNT is freeze-happy.

c) I have the uncanny ability to ramble on and on for a long time while still not getting to the point." -- cat1205123, summing up.

"Yukio, dahlink, it's 'The PPTbies are coming soon', not 'The PPTbies is coming soon'. And because it's a title, all the words should be capitalized, even the 'the', in this case, seeing how it's the first word." -- ...Alex, demonstrating her obsession with correcting grammar.

"OMG!!!! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! RUN FOR COVER! NEO IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF!!!!!

Oops, I appear to have accidentally intentionally left the caps lock on." -- Twisted Sanity on the recent Trading Post disappearance.

"I knew the fan girls would go to your head! :P Luckily, I'm not one of them and I'll be here to keep you on your feet. Shallowshallowshallowshallowshallowshallowshallowshallowshallow...." -- Twinkle on Matt's strange appeal for glamour in later years.

"Gardenias. >_<

Yes, you heard me... My mom is obsessed with gardenias, and we have like 5 million gardenia plants in our backyard (really like only 5), and like 10 billion gardenia candles (really like 10), so yeah..." -- Dragonfire describing what smells remind him of home.

Jim: I would quit and lead you all in a glorious revolution against the evil money grabbing capitalists.

Either that or take the money and run. Not sure 0:-)

Christopher: Considering most people wouldn't pay, this would indicate either a large sum of secret PPT money, or that Jim is content to abscond with Yukio's $4. -- On what would happen if PPT became a pay-to-use site.

"*Jelly World does not exist.

++The views of this post do not necessarily reflect the views of cat1205123, Neopets, PinkPT.com forum members, or any other human, animal, or alien. No restrictions apply. See your dealer for details.++" -- cat1205123 expressing the fact that Jelly World doesn't exist.

"Seems -Ducky- is in danger. I’m sure he can be saved though. Oh well, I’m going to go get some coffee." -- Xil, who apparently doesn't mind if someone is about to be killed.

"We've got people killing with frying pans it seems... it's like an evil hillbilly team." -- Kugetsu trying to come up with theories.

Syrill: Well, Remember when Twizzy was cupid?

the_dog_god: That was because the love of Monique and Ammer kept her alive...3...2...1...

Awwwwwwwwww! -- the_dog_god apparently has a sweet side...

"The ladies' rooms, on the other hand - wait, I'm sorry. Salons. They called them salons. Like it's a place where you go to have your nails and hair done at the same time as whatever else goes on in a bathroom. And of course it had its own foyer. Not an entry, not a rat-maze three-turn hallway so you can't see in or out, but a legitimate foyer. With carpet. And a leather sofa. And flowers. Freaking flowers in a john. That's like putting mice in a cat sanctuary. "Oh, they look so nice!" THEY'RE GOING TO DIE. THE ENVIRONMENT IS HOSTILE. And, of course, it's David in the lions' den; the flowers live and actually encourage the normally foul bathroom odors to change their ways, commit to God, and smell like a berry patch." -- shapu, discussing the differences between male and female bathrooms.

"One time, there was a pair of black underwear just floating in the toilet! I was like, 'WHOA, SOMEONE IS IN DESPERATE NEED RIGHT NOW'." -- Fiddelysquat on a public toilet experience.

Thanks this issue go to Lovio, watericesage, _jaye_, Twizzler0171, Mandy, Qanda, and Morningstar, for submitting quotes this issue. However, a huge shout out goes out to Syrill for submitting over half the quotes in this article - you're gonna put me out of a job soon!