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Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): You might want to be especially careful this week, as someone close to you may not turn out to be the person you thought they were. Learn to accept facts, and move on.

Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): The operative word of the month is SHARE. You may feel that others are being selfish, but take a step back and see things from a different perspective before acting.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21): You overcome tough obstacles as they come along this month. Try to find support from those who care about you, as you might need it soon. Or just invest in a gallon of ice cream.

Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Tell a family member the truth. They deserve to know what you've been hiding for the past month. It might also be easier for you to get the burden off your shoulders.

Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): It's about time to start the hunt for a summer job! Look for a job that satisfies your thirst for real-world experience while still making tons of dough. Then take an Aquarian out to lunch.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): People are shocked when they find out that there is *gasp* another side to you!?! As you normally do not exhibit signs of insanity, your sponatoneity works wonders on hiccups.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): After breaking a rather nasty habit, find a hobby that sparks your creativity-- afterall, you wouldn't want to trip up and relapse, now would you?

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): You've had your eye on that darling Gemini, but alas, your infatuation leads nowhere. Instead, spend some time at the library, as there is a special Leo awaiting your arrival.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): A used-to-be-faithful friend found out that you had it in for them and has cut you out of his or her life. If you haven't noticed, you should reevaluate your loyalty.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Take a look around you. You may notice that your point of view is a bit narrow. Try to improve aspects of life that don't concern just you.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): After determining the cause of your unhappiness, you are able to pick yourself up! Don't stress out too much over things that won't matter in the long run.

Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You have put a lot of effort into academics these last few weeks, so step back and do something relaxing! Just back off the remote control, because your eyesight shouldn't suffer more.