Horoscopes

Written by: vkceankraz

Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): If you don't take a break, you're going to get an ulcer! Plus, once you take a step back, everything becomes a lot clearer.

Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): You encounter new places and new people, resulting in a delightful surprise. Listen to a Capricorn-- don't hesitate to take advantage of the opportunity.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21): Don't follow party lines. Doing so will only get you into trouble. Remember-- nice guys don't always finish last.

Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Eh, you didn't want to be where you are now, but so what? Make the most of your situation and you won't regret it!

Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): Don't stay at home again, even if you didn't feel like going out this past week. Something new changes your outlook, and you'll be in partying mood!

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): Spontaneity is your friend, eh? Whether or not you planned anything for this week, things change quickly, and you should just go with the flow.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): If you feel like having people over last minute, call up a group of friends and have some snacks. It won't hurt to be extra gracious this week.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): You've been second-guessing yourself lately, and for good reason! Except now it's too late. What's done is done, so you might as well just live with it.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): You recently came upon a bit of cash, and now it's burning a hole in your pocket! Just be sure to use it for a worthy cause.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): You made a mistake that blew up in your face. No matter how slight it was, the situation is still your fault. Suck it up and fix it.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): As hard as it may seem, you need to move past this. Another Aquarian is there to help you get on with your life.

Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): The complicated matter that has been occupying your thoughts recently suddenly gets very simple. You know what needs to be done.

Disclaimer: This piece was written with entertainment in mind. Do not make any decisions based on these horoscopes.