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Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:44 am

Cyanna wrote:I was walking out of the Burger King when a flying pidgeon decided to use my head as a target. Ugh! My hair... -_-;



That happened to me, when I was walking down the streets in Blackpool

Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:51 am

It seems like most would be attacked by birds. I think a sparrow flew by me and left something on my elbow, so I calmly walked away to get tissue and wiped it off before it dries (ewwwww....)

Thank goodness we don't have many pidgeons in HK...well there are loads in the empty building opposite where I live, but I don't go there so I'm safe :D

Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:42 am

Attacked by a bird twice, once on my head, once on my arm. It was horrible.

Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:31 am

My very first pet chicken was sitting on my mothers lap, and we were deciding what to name it.
It was black and fluffy and downy, and absolutely beautiful.
"Shadow?"
"Midnight?"
"Blackey?"
"Fluffy?"
"Jimmy?"
Finally... it happened. The chicken lost bowel control, and let out a load of diahhrea all over my mothers dress.

In unison, we all shouted: "Winnie the Pooed on Mummy's Dress!"

And so it was.

Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:34 pm

162 wrote:My very first pet chicken was sitting on my mothers lap, and we were deciding what to name it.
It was black and fluffy and downy, and absolutely beautiful.
"Shadow?"
"Midnight?"
"Blackey?"
"Fluffy?"
"Jimmy?"
Finally... it happened. The chicken lost bowel control, and let out a load of diahhrea all over my mothers dress.

In unison, we all shouted: "Winnie the Pooed on Mummy's Dress!"

And so it was.


:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:

My cat peed on me the once....I was barefoot. She also puked up on my maths homework, I had a tough job convincing my teacher...I don't think she ever quite believed me.

Malaman pwns me.

Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:16 pm

My dog threw up on me once...and then he ate it.

Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:33 pm

I remeber, in first grade we had a class hampster. I put him on the floor and played with him, I stood and gave it to someone else and when I sat down again I had a little surprise on my pants... Evil hampster!
Also a bird pooped on me, and we had a bird in our house and he pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, not that much fun...

*spreads Twinkle's glitter*

Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:30 pm

Amethyst wrote:My dog threw up on me once...and then he ate it.


My cat did the same thing only it puked on my bed and then it ate the puke.

Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:57 pm

My two guinea pigs- many times.

My three dogs- when they were younger, occasionally.

Mom's bird- Once.

Other animals- Too many to count.

Re: It urinated on me.

Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:16 pm

Ammer wrote:I was at my friends house yesterday and their rabbit urinated on me. I was simply petting it in my lap and it urinated on me. My clothes are going to be burnt and thrown away. I took a very long shower, and thankfully I don't smell of urine anymore.

Anyone ever get urinated on by an animal? Or something embarassing of the sort?


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

I have only ever had a kitten poo on me..
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