As you like it - Harry Potter

[Siniri]

Monster Book of Monsters -- it's a lot more exciting

ferret-Malfoy or bat-bogey-hex/jelly-leg-jinx/etc. tub-of-guts Malfoy?

[Pardona]

Ferret Malfoy. The other one doesn't add much to the scenery...

Being a ghost or being a portrait in the Headmaster's office?

[Katherine]

Ghost!

Hermione or Cho?

[May]

Hermoine

Filch or Peeves?

[Regan]

Filch!!!

Arthur Weasley or James Potter?

[Katherine]

Jamsie!


Fred or George?

[Pardona]

Fred... *spontaneously bursts forth into 'Danny Boy'*

Azkaban or Nurmengard?

[Evil Stu Man]

Azkaban - Its being in the daily prophet more.

Diagon Alley or Knockturn Alley?

[Siniri]

Knockturn Alley

Filibuster's or Wizard Whizz-bangs?

[hpfanfiction]

Dr. Filibuster's Fabulous No-Heat Wet-Start Fireworks please
Chocolate Frogs or Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans?

[Regan]

Chocolate Frogs. You get exercise while you eat.

Squibs or Muggles?

[hpfanfiction]

Muggles- It would be so depressing to be born into the Wizarding World and yet never truly belong. At least muggles are (usually) oblivious to what they are missing out on- as most don't know that magic exists.

Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw?

[Regan]

Ravenclaw. Luna, ftw.

Centaurs or goblins?

[Evil Stu Man]

Centaurs - I love how they dealt with Umbridge.

Divintation or Defence against the Dark Arts?

[Katherine]

DADA!


CoMC or Charms?