Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Split @ 10)

[ryan.riverside]

To give it to his mother, of course!

Who's your mother? Who's your mother? Is she rich like me?

[charlixsparkles]

I have a nice fluffy cloud for one.

How high are clouds from the ground anyway?

[ryan.riverside]

Closer than the moon.

Do you know the man in the moon?

[pipsqueeek]

yes, I had dinner with him last saturday night.

Is the headache I've currently got from staying up way too late after not getting enough sleep last night?

[Ski]

No, at 3:07 in the morning, a mad scientist released a cloud of headache powder which would give everyone in the area a headache.

Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play?

[ryan.riverside]

She's dead, Jim.

Are you going to Jimmy rig it?

[Penguinova]

I can't! I'm having dinner with the easter bunny!

Have you had dinner with the easter bunny yet?

[ryan.riverside]

I can't... it's too drunk.

Do you know how a bunny can drink?

[Rauven]

using the mouth, mainly

altho it seems a little hollow, will you try again tomorrow?

[ryan.riverside]

For me it's tomorrow already o_0

Do you love tomorrow (it's only a day away!)?

[Anoohilator]

I hate tomorrow! (but I love it..)

Glyn to Win?

[ryan.riverside]

Boom-shaka-laka! (That's "yes" for the rest of you)

Laka Shaka Boom?

[flyinglizard]

Thats "no" to me

Who should I have dinner with, after I have dinner with the tooth fairy?

[Anoohilator]

A dentist.

Root canal?

[flyinglizard]

No, I haven't grown roots. I'm still a new member.

If the answer to all the universe's questions is 43, then what happens if you get it wrong?