Pink Poogle Toy Forum

'You should see the Grateful Dead burial ground.' - Harry Mayborne on SG-1

'I want to live. I want to experience the universe. I want to eat pie.' Quietly. 'Who doesn't?' - Urgo and Col O'Neill on SG-1

'We have caught nothing. We are fishing.' - Teal'c on SG-1

Last one for now.

'Rabbi, Jesus loves you... Just kidding!' - Homer Simpson on Simpsons

"The 9 scariest words in the englsih language are: We are from the government, we came to help"- ExPresident Reagan

"If there's one thing I learnt from my father, it's to never insult someone unintentionally. So if I insult you, you can be pretty damn sure I did it intentionally."

'Always put off for tomorrow what you can do today.' - English translation of Tenchi's dad in Tenchi Universe

'I can't even hallucinate right today.' - Dr Mackay on Atlantis

'Quit acting dumb, Jack. You're a lot smarter than that.' - Dr Jackson on SG-1

'Nobody embarrasses my family without my help.' - Gob Bluth on Arrested Development (the greatest comedy since Scrubs which was the greatest since Seinfeld)

Lastly, but not leastly:

'World domination?! Bah! I'll leave that to religious nuts and Republicans.' The Monarch on Venture Brothers (We all know this is true)

"Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made."

Personal favorite.

Now, from Dead Like Me:

"Bad people get punished by society's laws, and good people get punished by Murphy's Law."

"Don't reach for the stars, because you'll just end up looking like a moron stretching for no reason."

'Lois, I am obligated to keep loving you, so I'll take my rage out on my own body. Let's go to Denny's.' - Peter Griffin on Family Guy

'Dad built something that would be dangerous in the wrong hands, and he's holding it!' - Lisa on the Simpsons

'Say what you want about America, you can still get a [heck] of a lot of mice for thirteen dollars.' - George-Michael on Arrested Development

Lastly,

'Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's going to be a long night.' - Dale Gribble on King of the Hill

¨One can always telll it is summer break when you see teachers hanging around on the streets like deprived cannibles...¨ -The fourth law of implyed terror.

¨Boys, you're mother is very upset, you are just lucky that there was an innocent by-stander for her to take out her rage on.¨-Father on Malcom in the Middle.

¨Flame-thrower? What flame-thrower? OK, so maybe the cookies DID burn a bit....¨-My friend Natacha.

¨You can always tell if you have been on the internet too long when you name you're first child .com¨

¨Its all about me. Get used to it.¨-Bunny with Attitude.

¨I started off with nothing and I still have preaty much all of it left.¨-I can't remember.

¨If you're not living on the edge you are taking up too much space.¨

I gotta say that I like that one. It took me a while to think of those hope you like 'em.

'I swear on my unborne fish-boy's life, I will have my revenge.' - Janitor on Scrubs

One of my personal favorites:
'If it is yellow, let it mellow. If it is brown flush it down... maybe.' - Phil on Harvey Birdman. Ah, water conservation Phil Ken Sebbin style.

This has to be one of the funnest threads on the site

"In theory, communism works! In theory...." - Homer Simpson

"Everyone in your family just exists to make fun of me, don't they?" - Tao Ren (Shaman King)

"I'LL TURN YOU ALL INTO FISH!" - Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

'She's built like a steak house, but handles like a bistro.' - Zapp Branigan on Futurama

'You win again gravity.' - Zapp Branigan on Futurama

'This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!' - Bender on Futurama

If the President is wearing a hat and the goat is wearing a button, I'm putting snakes in your car.' - Leo on West Wing

'There are known knowns and known unknowns. This was an unknown unknown.' - Gin Rummy on Boondocks