Excess of SSBM 2: Revenge of the Melee (Round 1-57)

[Skynetmain]

Fox attacks Ice Climbers for -3 HP

Fox was already used so I changed your attacker to Kirby.

[endeavourl]

Dr. Mario attacks fox for -3 damage

[Christopher]

Roy steals Peach's frilly clothing for -3 Undergarmets...err...damage

[Skynetmain]

Roy steals Peach's frilly clothing for -3 Embarrasment...err...damage

Hentai!!! Wait. I'm a dude. What am I complaining about?

[sirclucky]

Mario slashes Roy for -3 Damage because he harrased his girl.

[Skynetmain]

Round 15

I am still a little sick, but feeling much better. Thanks for all your support.

Story as of now:
After another week of fighting, the characters are ready for a break. This break comes in the form of two Pokeballs and the legendary Home Run Bat. 'Come usiamo il blocco?' (How do we use the bat?) Mario ponders. 'Baka! You swing it!' Marth replies. While the others argue the rules, Falco, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo get upset and resolve not to play by the rules. The Bat's rules are here. The Pokeballs will be decided each by separate ways. One by Family Guy quotes; the other by [adult swim] Originals quotes. No other attacks will be counted this round.

Preferred Attack format: ‘[Character A] attacks [Character B] for -3 damage’ [Do not forget the underline, red, and bold.]

Simple Attack format: ‘[Character A] attacks [Character B] for-3 damage’ [Do not forget the bold.]

Preferred Heal format: ‘[Character] heals for +2 HP [Do not forget the green and bold.]

Simple Heal format: ‘[Character] heals for +2 HP [Do not forget the bold.]

Specials follow the same format where appropriate.

Starting/Maximum HP = 50

Mario--------------------48
Luigi---------------------31
Peach--------------------47
Koopa-------------------46
Dr Mario----------------47
Yoshi--------------------45
Pikachu------------------43
Pichu---------------------38
Mewtwo-----------------42 (cannot use HRB or Pokeballs)
Purin---------------------29
DK-----------------------45
Capt Falcon-------------43
Fox-----------------------19
Falco---------------------46 (cannot use HRB or Pokeballs)
Ice Climbers-------------37
Kirby---------------------50
Link----------------------25
Young Link-------------46
Zelda---------------------45
Sheik---------------------50
Ganondorf---------------48 (cannot use HRB or Pokeballs)
Mr Game & Watch-----39
Roy----------------------46
Marth--------------------50

Eliminations (Victim, Character, Player):
Ness - Pikachu - Blk Mage
Samus - Peach - Blk Mage
Master Hand - DK - Sirclucky

Round 15 Announcements:
1: Home Run Bat rules
2: Pokeball Rules: The character you submit to use the Home Run Bat can not be chosen for either Pokeball. The character you chose for one Pokeball can not be chosen for the other. You can not chose the same Pokeball number twice. See below for submission format.
3: Sample list of [AS] Originals: Harvey Birdman, ATHF, Brak Show, SGC2C, Sealab 2021, Venture Brothers, Big O, Boodocks, etc. Extra credit if you quote my favorite show.
4: Feel free to Google any of the shows for quotes.
5: If one player uses your favorite character in his/her Pokeball submission, you can still use that character in your submission.
6: Feel free to post your quotes and send your PMs at any time. No need to wait until 1700 your time
7: Round ends at 1800 (6PM) PST/NST Sunday
8: No other actions besides PM-ing me a Home Run Bat submission or posting a Pokeball quote will not be counted.

This Round's Weapons:
Home Run Bat rules
Pokeballs: Same as last time. 1) Name a character. 2) Pick an integer 1≤X≤16, 18≤X≤30 (Any number from 1 to 30 except 17). 3) Throw down a Family Guy quote. Repeat 1-3 for the [AS] Original quote. Can not chose the same character or number.

This Round's Specials:
Mewtwo: Teleport: Mewtwo can not use the Pokeballs or Home Run Bat. Also he can not be targeted by the Home Run Bat and does not feel the Pokeballs' effects.
Ganon: Warlock Punch: -5 damage to character that uses the Home Run Bat, even if Ganon is the one eliminated. Ganon can not use the Home Run Bat or Pokeballs.
Falco: Reflector: Falco is immune to the Pokeball's effect, but can still be eliminated by the Home Run Bat. Falco can not use the Home Run Bat or Pokeballs.

Quick but important poll!
If you want to be polled (no need to enter), please post what timezone you are in, based on GMT. I am in PST which is GMT -8. This way I can keep track of double posts better. Thank you!

Sample Family Guy quote (can not be resubmitted):
Peter: 'I'm telling you, Wizard of Oz totally synchs up with Dark Side of the Moon.'
Luke Perry: 'Huh. Shannen Doherty told me that once, but I thought she was just being a [female dog].'

Sample [AS] Original quote (can not be resubmitted) (from Birdman):
Phil: 'I know! Let's combine the urinals and the drinking fountains!' Zip!

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[sirclucky]

Mario's attempt for pokeball number one: *taps mic* "Is this thing on?" *hears loud echo* *clears throat*

Peter- You know what really grinds my gears? No one's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years. Ok, ok, uh, a priest and a rabbi go into..the supermarket. And the preist says, let's buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Nope. Can't eat it. Not allowed. It's forbidden." Pigs are like super-heroes to them. Is it perfect? No! But I dont see you coming up with anything better. And that, people, is what grinds my gears. Tom.

(First link I found on google, highest rated quote there ).
Mario's Number: Seven

*passes the mic to Luigi*

Luigi's attempt for pokeball number two:(*hopes this in a [AS] quote, the site I got it from said it was from Sealab 2021-which it said as an [AS] show*)

Quinn: That's not in the budget! How are we paying for all this?

Sparks: Selling pot.
[pause]
Sparks: ...Holders.
[pause]
Sparks: ...Made of hemp.

*hopes he doesn't get in trouble for that quote*.
Luigis Number: 10

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[Skynetmain]

One last thing about the bat:

6) Outside of questions to clarify the rules and parameters, there will be no discussion of this topic. Any attempt to get your fellow players to vote the way you want on this thread will be met with very harsh retribution. If you secretly try to coerce another player and they produce believable evidence (ie, an undoctored screenshot), very, very harsh punishment will be brought down by the gods. Trust me. Isis and Amaterasu have my back on this one.

This includes mentioning who you wrote about using the bat.

And:

5: If one player uses your favorite character in his/her Pokeball submission, you can still use that character in your submission.

Just a reminder since no one seemed to notice last time.

[stinkyllama]

Too many awesome Family Guy quotes to choose from but alas...

Pokeball 1:
Character: Pikachu
Number: 12

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum.(Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

And since ATHF is my fav [AS] original show...

Pokeball 2:
Character: Yoshi
Number: 24

Inignot: Hello, Carl, I am Inignot and this is Err.
Err: I am Err.
Inignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
Err: You said it right.
Inignot: Our race is hundred of years beyond yours.
Err: Man, you hear what he's saying?
Inignot: Some would say that the Earth is our moon.
Err: We're the moon.
Inignot: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.
Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you.
Carl: No, the real point is: I don't give a damn.

Gotta love Carl...

[sirclucky]

Meep... sorry Sky... I didn't read that part. Oh wells, its not like anyone would have thought otherwise about who I chose

[Skynetmain]

Meep... sorry Sky... I didn't read that part.

Well, that is what the edit button is for in case anyone accidently violates one of the rules between now and 1800 PST/NST Sunday. Pretends not to notice anything amiss.

[endeavourl]

Pokeball #1:
Marth, #13

Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy (Spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy (Spanish): Que?

Pokeball #2:
Roy, #11

Dr. Byron Orpheus: What powers this device?
Dr. Venture: Oh, you know, the usual stuff.
Dr. Byron Orpheus: Dr. Venture...
Dr. Venture: Well, ok, there might have been ONE foreign part.
Dr. Byron Orpheus: Such as?
Dr. Venture: A, um...
[mutters]
Dr. Byron Orpheus: What was that?
Dr. Venture: A, uh... orphan?
Dr. Byron Orpheus: Did you say... an ORPHAN? This monstrosity is powered by a forsaken child?
Dr. Venture: Well, not ALL of it! I didn't use the whole thing!

[Christopher]

Roy catches Mario wearing Zeldas frilly undergarmets for -3 Reputation...err...points.

[Skynetmain]

Roy catches Mario wearing Zeldas frilly undergarmets for -3 Reputation...err...points.

Again, like last time.

Story as of now:
... No other attacks will be counted this round.

and

Round 15 Announcements:...
8: No other actions besides PM-ing me a Home Run Bat submission or posting a Pokeball quote will not be counted.

[Christopher]

I was under the impression Roys shear awesomeness would work, but never mind

7!

Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my smurf.

23!

"Cast in the name of God, ye not the guilty"