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Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:37 pm

Heal Zelda

Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:58 am

1759 PST

Sitting on the execution table awaitng the lethal injection is not the best place to be. The quicky trial for the attempted murder of Link and the near murder of Pikachu put me where I am right now. Wait! A phone call for me?! Yes Mr President? New evidence? A white glove? Thank you sir. I've never liked your NSA wiretaps until now.

Free at last! Free at last! Thank... sorry. Back to the game.

Given that Link's life in in danger, I have decided to place him in protective custody. He, Link, can not be Hurt or Healed until 1700 PST (5 PST, 1 AM GMT) tomorrow. Also that white glove bit disturbs me a little. Which characters have white gloves? Out of the ones left only Zelda. She now can not heal until 1700 PST (5 PST, 1 AM GMT) tomorrow. Speaking of white gloves, Kugetsu seems to have white gloves in his avatar and sig...

If you are wondering where I got this tip, it was from the deepy throaty person named Mark.

1600 PST

Anywho! It is time for my vote. To make up for his injury, I will:

Heal Pikachu

Recent Standings:
Last move in this edit (time is in PST): Divine with a +3 Heal Sheik as of Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:19 pm.

Here are the standings as recorded, painstakingly, since the first post. They have been reordered for ease of kills:

Ganondorf-----9 -4 = 5 -4 = 1 -4 = -3 KIA Pixa
Yoshi---------10 -4 = 6 -4 = 2 -4 = -2 KIA Blk Mage
Zelda---------24 -4 = 20 (Can not heal)
Sheik---------21 -4 +3 = 20
Pikachu-------26 +3 = 29
Link----------33 (Can not be attacked or healed)
Samus---------32 +3 = 35

Graveyard
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Ice Climbers (Killed by WIS)
Pichu (Killed by DiscordantNote)
Jigglypuff (Killed by DiscordantNote)
Marth (KIA by Blk Mage)
Mewtwo (KIA by Pixa)
Mario (KIA by Skynetmain)
Bowser (KIA by Pixa)
DK (KIA by Kugetsu, I think)
Kirby (KIA by Wind)
Dr Mario (KIA by Blk Mage)
Peach (KIA by Blk Mage)
Capt Falcon (KIA by Wind)
Roy (KIA by Blk Mage)
Luigi (KIA Jamie)
G&W (KIA Blk Mage)
Ness (KIA Pixa)
Young Link (KIA Jamie)
Falco (KIA Pixa)
Fox (KIA Pixa)


Quick but important poll!
If you want to be polled (no need to enter), please post what timezone you are in, based on GMT. I am in PST which is GMT -8. This way I can keep track of double posts better. Thank you!
Last edited by Skynetmain on Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:44 pm, edited 7 times in total.

Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:07 am

Zelda stole me white gloves!? How dare she! It's also a wee bit strange that she shot at her knight in shining armour. No matter, I would have done it myself it I weren't so lazy... it's better that she take the fall.

Heal - Pikachu

(My last hurt/heal was at 4:##, that's why this one is so close. =P)

Edit - Actually 3:36. :P

Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:11 am

Heal - Samus

I am a hardcore Samus fan and Samus Supporter.

Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:14 am

Kugetsu wrote:Zelda stole me white gloves!? How dare she! It's also a wee bit strange that she shot at her knight in shining armour. No matter, I would have done it myself it I weren't so lazy... it's better that she take the fall.

(My last hurt/heal was at 4:##, that's why this one is so close. =P)


I caught that last move. You're cool.

The white glove bit was supposed to be a OJ Simpson reference. Zelda was the only one with white gloves left alive :x The whole assassination bit was a JFK reference.

New contest!
Earn an extra move by posting the 'secret' reference in my last update. First come, first serve. Only one entry per poster. Have fun!

Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:14 am

But you don't have the official "I support mysterious bombshells in strange armoured suits." pin. :O

The Deep Throat/Watergate Scandal reference?

Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:19 am

Not much of a contest if the first person that posts gets it.

Congrats Kugetsu and your suspicious white gloves. Your bonus:

Hurt Zelda!

vote has been counted. Now, someone else can find the other one(s).

Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:08 am

Hurt Ganon

Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:11 am

Hurt Yoshi. Zelda has a gun :O

Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:33 am

Christopher wrote:Hurt Yoshi. Zelda has a gun :O


Yeah. A 5o caliber if I remember correctly :P

Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:14 am

Boo, I disagree with the Zelda framing! Zelda wouldnt need to use a gun, she has powerful magic at her disposal! And to think, Zelda violent!? She would turn into shiek if such brazen acts of combat were required. Zelda is innocent and her name must be cleared!

Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:20 am

Zelda isn't just a little kitty, she's got claws, CLAWS I TELL YA!

Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:29 am

endeavourl wrote:Boo, I disagree with the Zelda framing! Zelda wouldnt need to use a gun, she has powerful magic at her disposal! And to think, Zelda violent!? She would turn into shiek if such brazen acts of combat were required. Zelda is innocent and her name must be cleared!


Well, I did ask for information on the real shooter, but absolutely nobody even submitted a single name. Fortunately, I had planned for that contingency, and it turned out that Zelda was the only one, excluding Kugetsu, shoots a suspicious glance, with the gloves white enough to make an OJ Simpson reference. Besides:
Kugetsu wrote:Zelda isn't just a little kitty, she's got claws, CLAWS I TELL YA!

Sounds like someone is trying to shift the blame...

I don't blame any of the players for not entering the contest. I blame the GM for not being clear enough with what he wanted. I say we gang up and teach him a leason! :evil:

Two PS-es: First, there is another reference that Ku didn't get. I have a dream that one of you finds it (no Ku since he got one already). Second, if you really want to clear Zelda, make up a fun conspiracy inspired (JFK, Roswell, RFK, Area 51, MLK, etc) story (doesn't have to be longer than a paragraph) that implicates one of the other characters (not a player [Kugetsu, Skynetmain], but a character [Yoshi, Shiek]. The best story will get a prize. All you have to do is enter. Just look how easy the Simpsons contest was :P

Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:02 am

I can only see the OJ references (but did Zeldas gloves fit? Must we Acquit?) and the Kennedy stuff.

Oh, and Zeldas gun should've done alot more than take off an ear. It's a 50 calibur :O

Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:15 am

Christopher wrote:I can only see the OJ references (but did Zeldas gloves fit? Must we Acquit?) and the Kennedy stuff.

Oh, and Zeldas gun should've done alot more than take off an ear. It's a 50 calibur :O


There is another not that too obvious reference. I can see it in the promised land, which we can reach together. I do like the 'glove fit' line :D

I did catch the 50 cal. flaw right when I posted. If the shot really hit the sword, Link would need a new hilt. The shot was only allegedly taken with a 50 cal. If you don't buy that, then a wizard did it :P
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