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Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:43 pm

Gotta be some of the ones in the Darwin Awards, as was mentioned.
The worst being the terrorist who failed to put proper postage on his letter bomb, and when it was returned to him he opened it.

Fri Jun 18, 2004 10:41 pm

Naniwai wrote:Gotta be some of the ones in the Darwin Awards, as was mentioned.
The worst being the terrorist who failed to put proper postage on his letter bomb, and when it was returned to him he opened it.


Thats so far the funniest ting today, even though I've been awake for 10 mins.

- Dieing of starvation after getting tangled and trapped in a consoles cords.

Fri Jun 18, 2004 10:42 pm

Tripping over a rock and getting stabbed by a pencil on the ground while simultaneously being run over by a truck.

To be honest, it would be getting shred to pieces.

Sat Jun 19, 2004 10:07 am

Naniwai wrote:Gotta be some of the ones in the Darwin Awards, as was mentioned.
The worst being the terrorist who failed to put proper postage on his letter bomb, and when it was returned to him he opened it.


lol!! That one is funny! Lol! :D

Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:42 pm

to die when playing sports like football...

Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:30 pm

To die cause you ate a moldy skittle. lol

Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:25 pm

To me, these are the worst things possible to die from:
-Starving to death in an abandoned, locked food store with food still in it.
-Drowning during a shower (not a bath, a shower)
-checking to see if a gun works and accidentaly shooting yourself with it.
-getting struck by lightning while watching Sesame Street. (it's an American toddler show)

Nani wrote:Gotta be some of the ones in the Darwin Awards, as was mentioned.
The worst being the terrorist who failed to put proper postage on his letter bomb, and when it was returned to him he opened it.


That too. XD

Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:42 pm

Christopher wrote:The same way Elvis died.


Wierd... that's how my grandma died!

I was GONNA say "squished by a horse", and then I saw all the rediculous things here... how about dying of suffocation trying to lick the last bits of chips from the bag?

Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:25 pm

By something absolutley stupid, like walking into a volcano while looking for the TV remote. :lol:

Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:46 pm

ahoteinrun wrote:Well. I know how i'm going to die.
In a freak horse related accident.
You see, my horse has a tendancy to race under trees trying to scrape off riders, so I figure i'll be in Hawaii, for some reason, with my horse. And we'll be riding around when he goes racing off. Now then, he ducks me under a wonky palm tree and WHACK! lops my head right off, ditches my body whilst my head goes rolling down a hill. SMACK DAB into a patch of lava. Of course, all the flesh and a lot of the bone is burned off, until my head hits the water...
now somehow, it ends up in the amazon. And it's found by an undiscovered tribe of natives. The natives then decide that my head was actually a sign of war and stick my head on a pole and worship me as a god (Finally!).
Now then. My body?
Well my horse, being the evil jerk that he is just left me to be eaten alive. But i'm not. Along comes a pack of rabid mongooses (escaped in hawaii for some reason), and they just gobble me right up... leaving the bones.
Now along toddle some pelicans and thinking about how smart they are, they pick up my bones and fly off back to Canada and die whilst trying to fly there after choking on my bones. Poor things.
Of course, this means that my body is scattered to the four winds. And that eventually I will become part of the ecosystem. (Except for my pelvis which ends up conking out a certain former pop star) I mean she said it best didn't she.
"Hit me baby one more time".

And thats how i'll die. Kinda embarssing if you think about it.


:roflol: thats so awesomely wicked.. embarassing as heck.. but awesome :D

Sat Jul 03, 2004 5:35 am

I think to die in vain or to have you body chopped into pieces.
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