Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:46 pm
fzun wrote:Stupid:
I was in the orchestra in 6th grade for a quarter with my friends. One day we found a gluestick on the floor and our orchestra teacher was seriuosly blind or something. Totally oblivious to anything happening in the room. So I took the glue stick and it stuck to the ceiling.
It fell down on this girl's violin while we were playing Ode to Joy. It just kind of full out of nowhere and the girl screamed and dropped her instrument and some of the strings popped out and the violing became scratched. Me and my friend asked to go to the bathroom because we couldn't hold in our laughter.
That reminds me of the time this girl in my maths class glued a textbook to the teacher's desk.
Miss was like "AND SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNAY TO GLUE A TEXTBOOK TO MY DESK! *entire class wet themselves laughing""
Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:01 pm
fzun wrote:Stupid:
I was in the orchestra in 6th grade for a quarter with my friends. One day we found a gluestick on the floor and our orchestra teacher was seriuosly blind or something. Totally oblivious to anything happening in the room. So I took the glue stick and it stuck to the ceiling.
It fell down on this girl's violin while we were playing Ode to Joy. It just kind of full out of nowhere and the girl screamed and dropped her instrument and some of the strings popped out and the violing became scratched. Me and my friend asked to go to the bathroom because we couldn't hold in our laughter.
Alot of students throw the gluesticks to science rooms, or in the stairs where the ceiling stays at the same height but the stairs go lower so it's impossible to get them down. They fall down alot though.
Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:55 pm
RayGirl wrote:robert2100 wrote:About a year ago, I was walking my new dog and He started to run after the neighbours cat. Now my dog is GINORMOUS and he pulled me down. For some reason I couldn't get my hand out of the leash so my dog started to pull me across the road. Once my dog got to the tree the cat had ran up, I finally got to my feet and started to limp home(I had cut my knees up pretty bad) As I'm just about home, I see my neighbor and my Mom standing outside laughing at me.
Your dog is ginormous?
Sorry, I spelt it wrong(I was in a rush) Ginormous. A mix of Gigantic and enormous
Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:22 am
My brother was telling me about one of his coworkers. This guy is 19 years old. Apparently one day he was washing his clothes, and halfway through, he realized his wallet was in the pocket of his jeans, in the washing machine.
So halfway through the cycle, he reaches into the soapy water, and pulls out his sopping wet wallet. It had about $30 in it. He decided that he should put it in the microwave to dry it. So he put it in, set it for 1 minute, and walked away.
The leather caught on fire, and he didn't realize what was happening until he smelled the smoke and went back to see that the whole thing was up in flames.
So halfway through the cycle, he reaches into the soapy water, and pulls out his sopping wet wallet. It had about $30 in it. He decided that he should put it in the microwave to dry it. So he put it in, set it for 1 minute, and walked away.
The leather caught on fire, and he didn't realize what was happening until he smelled the smoke and went back to see that the whole thing was up in flames.
Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:59 am
I'll spare you the details, and perhaps you won't see what's so sad without them, but they're details I don't feel I have the authority to share.
I had a friend, who lost someone close to her, but she put on a happy face to everyone and was as nice as she always is. When I found out that things weren't okay, I didn't know what I could do. What I did do, was be there as much as I knew how, but I didn't know much how. I wish I could have been more, and helped her more, because I felt so inadequate and so useless. I didn't know what to say or do, and afterwards, I went crying to my mother because I felt that life was so unfair. I didn't get, and still don't get, why so many good people have to die or suffer. She's the nicest girl I've ever known, and it hurt to see her in so much pain, pain I didn't think she deserved, or any of the people affected deserved. I'm one of the luckiest people in the world, and I've never lost anyone yet, and I'm not even a quarters as sweet and as good as she is. If anyone should have misfortune, it should be me, and not her. When I compare myself to her, I feel even more worthless. I know I would not be strong enough to smile and not affect others with my own grief, because I'm horrible in that way, complaining about my own problems. Every time I remember how much she hurt, I cry, because she hurt and because I couldn't do anything to help that hurt.
I had a friend, who lost someone close to her, but she put on a happy face to everyone and was as nice as she always is. When I found out that things weren't okay, I didn't know what I could do. What I did do, was be there as much as I knew how, but I didn't know much how. I wish I could have been more, and helped her more, because I felt so inadequate and so useless. I didn't know what to say or do, and afterwards, I went crying to my mother because I felt that life was so unfair. I didn't get, and still don't get, why so many good people have to die or suffer. She's the nicest girl I've ever known, and it hurt to see her in so much pain, pain I didn't think she deserved, or any of the people affected deserved. I'm one of the luckiest people in the world, and I've never lost anyone yet, and I'm not even a quarters as sweet and as good as she is. If anyone should have misfortune, it should be me, and not her. When I compare myself to her, I feel even more worthless. I know I would not be strong enough to smile and not affect others with my own grief, because I'm horrible in that way, complaining about my own problems. Every time I remember how much she hurt, I cry, because she hurt and because I couldn't do anything to help that hurt.
Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:21 am
I dont really remember anything big, but countless of times I've reached into my pocket for lipgloss, and ended up slapping loads of mascara on my lips. Not good when you're in public and theres no toilets around.
Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:12 am
Once I was eating oreos like when I was 5 and I dropped one so i washed it and ate it. 
lol
Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:03 pm
when I was about ...I think maybe 9, I wa making waffles, but then I dropped one. So I soaked it in water, and stuffed it into the toaster. Turns out, a whole bunch of melted wet waffle got stuck and I got spanked for it XD
Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:55 am
fzun wrote:
It fell down on this girl's violin while we were playing Ode to Joy. It just kind of full out of nowhere and the girl screamed and dropped her instrument and some of the strings popped out and the violing became scratched. Me and my friend asked to go to the bathroom because we couldn't hold in our laughter.
Poor girl! haha, as long as the strings didn't break, cus strings can be expensive >.< lol, that's hilarious though .Must be a low cieling, I could never reach the cieling in my school's music room, haha.
My stupidest moments? hmmm, there are probably wayyy too many, haha.
I was walking in the gallery(main area in the school, wide open) and was talking to my friend, so my head was turned, and was laughing or something, when I turned my head. I found myself face-to-face with one of the large white pillars in front of the main office. I was so shocked, that I just kinda...stared at it for a few minutes, haha.
Another stupid thing was when I was getting ready for a concert, and I was all spiffied up, and I went to school, then got out of the car. Suddenly I look down, and realise that...I had..MY WHITE RUNNERS ON! haha, I had forgotten to put on my black dress shoes!! So I had to get back into the car, and get my black shoes. I felt so incredibly stupid, haha.
Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:36 am
Stupid: Well I can't think of anything too great, but I remember a few funny things that happened today. I was prodding a jellyfish and the damn thing stung me 
Also, I was tubing (You know what a tube is right? the thing you attach to the end of a boat, you sit in it and try not to fall over as the boat raors ahead), and you guessed it, I stacked it spectacuarly. I rolled over about 10 times over the water, before stopping face first with a belly flop. Not too funny, but it's all I could think of right now at this moment.
Also, I was tubing (You know what a tube is right? the thing you attach to the end of a boat, you sit in it and try not to fall over as the boat raors ahead), and you guessed it, I stacked it spectacuarly. I rolled over about 10 times over the water, before stopping face first with a belly flop. Not too funny, but it's all I could think of right now at this moment.
Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:38 pm
stupid - When I was ... 13? My sister and I had to bring a lot of plastic outdoor chairs from the deck to the back yard. Instead of making 2 trips, we tied the dog's leash to one of the chairs. Weeeeeeeeeeell, she got scared and took off. plastic chair chasing her down the street... 
me running after her in my bare feet... She ran about a mile down the street and hid under some neighbor's car. (since when can a golden retriever fit under a car? 
) Panting and shaking, I got her out and untied the chair. Then I realized the befuddled neighbor was outside too. 
Oh the humility. On the walk home, I realized that my feet hurt really badly - the road is gravel/blacktop, so it's really rough. Too bad I wasn't being clocked though. I was almost flying I was going so fast... Never ran as fast as a full-out retriever before!
me running after her in my bare feet... She ran about a mile down the street and hid under some neighbor's car. (since when can a golden retriever fit under a car? ) Panting and shaking, I got her out and untied the chair. Then I realized the befuddled neighbor was outside too. Oh the humility. On the walk home, I realized that my feet hurt really badly - the road is gravel/blacktop, so it's really rough. Too bad I wasn't being clocked though. I was almost flying I was going so fast... Never ran as fast as a full-out retriever before!
Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:04 pm
Stupid: A few years ago, I was on the computer and had several wavs of dogs barking on the screen. The telephone rings and the caller ID comes up as "Private". Recently we had been getting quite a few telemarketer calls, so I pick up the phone and hold it to the speaker and play the dog wavs and then hang up.
Later in the day, my uncle calls and asks why dogs were barking at him when he called earlier.
Stupid: When I was 9 or thereabouts, I was standing on some logs fishing with my dad. I had caught a really big fish, but I was too excited so I gave the rod to my dad to pull it in, but he fell in the water, and I just laughed.
As we were leaving, I fell in and got soaked from the waist down.
Later in the day, my uncle calls and asks why dogs were barking at him when he called earlier.
Stupid: When I was 9 or thereabouts, I was standing on some logs fishing with my dad. I had caught a really big fish, but I was too excited so I gave the rod to my dad to pull it in, but he fell in the water, and I just laughed.
As we were leaving, I fell in and got soaked from the waist down.
Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:37 pm
Stupid: When I was 7 my family went to Hawaii for a vacation and out hotel was right on the beach. My brother and I got up really early one day (at about 5) and just looked outside the window. I suddenly went over, tackled my mom, and told her, "The seagulls forgot to turn off the waves last night." She started laughing really hard, but I still kept asking her.
Sad: When I was around 6 my family lived ina a condominuim (sp?) complex. Outside all around the buildings (there were about 4 or 5 buildings) we had this garden type thing with little streams and ponds and stuff. Around most of the little ponds were big rocks that my brother and I would climb on a lot. One day he and a few of my friends were playing tag. On those rocks. I fell into the pond and started crying madly becuase it was REALLY cold water.
I got sick a day later.
Sad: When I was around 6 my family lived ina a condominuim (sp?) complex. Outside all around the buildings (there were about 4 or 5 buildings) we had this garden type thing with little streams and ponds and stuff. Around most of the little ponds were big rocks that my brother and I would climb on a lot. One day he and a few of my friends were playing tag. On those rocks. I fell into the pond and started crying madly becuase it was REALLY cold water.
I got sick a day later.
Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:32 pm
Sad AND stupid: a tried t change a lightbulb in my ceiling, fell over, and got my butt STUCK INSIDE my mattress..
I had to WAIT FOUR HOURS for my father to get home, to help me out..
my butt was stuck THAT badly..
Sad:I fell into a hole in the street, where some people were doing construction, and had to ask a worker to help me out..
I had to WAIT FOUR HOURS for my father to get home, to help me out..
my butt was stuck THAT badly..
Sad:I fell into a hole in the street, where some people were doing construction, and had to ask a worker to help me out..
Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:29 pm
I laughed so hard at those Ryddel! It reminds me of when my form tutor fell down a manhole on his bike...