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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:17 am 
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"Kill the Turkey, shoot him down. Pluck his feathers, make him ground, make burgers, kill the cow, slit his throat, let him bleed, make steaks, make burgers good to eat." - Gregory and the Hawk


O_O Oh dear crap.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:30 am 
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lol i KNOW :P
but it's really a song about stopping animal cruelty...
just, that portion of the song... is a bit... graphic lol.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:09 pm 
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weird al yanovic - why does this always happen to me:

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2

And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed

Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba

I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head

And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work

Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba

Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)

Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)
Oh, tell me

Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?

Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba

Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba


weird al yankovic - ebay

Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:03 pm 
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sigh_driven wrote:
lol i KNOW :P
but it's really a song about stopping animal cruelty...
just, that portion of the song... is a bit... graphic lol.


Really? Yay then. *likes to kill peoples conciousness*


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Kitten Medli wrote:
sigh_driven wrote:
lol i KNOW :P
but it's really a song about stopping animal cruelty...
just, that portion of the song... is a bit... graphic lol.


Really? Yay then. *likes to kill peoples conciousness*


...You like to put people in comas?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:31 pm 
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Xela of Xandra wrote:
Kitten Medli wrote:
sigh_driven wrote:
lol i KNOW :P
but it's really a song about stopping animal cruelty...
just, that portion of the song... is a bit... graphic lol.


Really? Yay then. *likes to kill peoples conciousness*


...You like to put people in comas?

Yes. Didn't you know? I thought it was common knowlege that Medli has put over 200,000 people in comas over the last 5 years. She's wanted in 17 states, Australia and France.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:37 pm 
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One of those states is South Carolina. She almost got me. D:

"Murder ears with pillow lace." - Monster, Meg & Dia

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:44 am 
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Anything by the arrogant worms.

"Like someone's plotting the assassination of the minister of sports and recreation, oh that's insane
Sometimes I just want to puke on sergeant preston of the yukon, dudley do-right's such a jerk (damn you, snidely)
And though he tries with all his heart, my horse couldn't catch a shopping cart. Some days i hate to go to work"

(And this isn't actually part of the song, it's a little extra thing at the end that's on a live recording I've got. But it's great.)
"You Suck.
Yeah, you're a crummy mountie. You know, we came all the way from Buffalo, New York, and that's a long way from Canada. We wanna see ourselves Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, maybe Regina, Saskatoon, maybe Halifax this afternoon if'n we got time. We wanna see ourselves a real mountie. And a real eskimo. And a real igloo. We're gonna buy a soapstone carving. We're gonna take a shower with it, by the light of the Northern Lights!
You, you listen here Yankee punks, you, you better back off, 'cause I've got a gun here, and I'm not afraid to use it.
A gun.
Oh, he's gonna squirt us.
Got one gun.
Yeah, I. Well. How many guns you got?
I got 10
I got 14 that's twenty... one.
But, but... where do you keep that many guns?
In our tank.
You have a tank?
We didn't walk here.
...
Where would you get a tank?
Wal-mart.
Oh."

"No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from venus
They gave me zuchinni from their garden yesterday (they're very fresh)
No, there's nothing wrong with killer robots from venus
You may disagree but i think they're a-ok"

"Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
But malcolm's got his own way, it's better than them all

'cause malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
And he never has the same problem twice"

"Our love was so true
But now she's three-foot-two
And she used to be five-foot-eleven
Her death was unintentional
But now she's two-dimensional
My angel is truly in heaven."

"William shakespeare's in my cat
He chases bits of fluff
John milton's in my goldfish
But I never liked his stuff
I'm thinking that franz kafka
Really came back as a bug
And I hope andrew lloyd webber
Will stay underneath my rug"

"Ah ma wee hach patew mae bo clee hach maneagh
Heow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow bark meow
Saigh hough loo loo cheow dach hagh vreigh chouach mouheaugh
Douauh meah mae couchah moo ma meagh pach hooragh"

There's much, much, more. But I'll stop now.


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 Post subject: Re: Strange Song Lyrics
PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:21 pm 
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A lot of King Crimson's music has ridiculous lyrics. Here's "Happy Family"

Happy family, one hand clap, four went by and none come back.
Brother Judas, ash and sack, swallowed aphrodisiac.
Rufus, Silas, Jonah too sang, "We'll blow our own canoes,"
Poked a finger in the zoo, punctured all the ballyhoo

Whipped the world and beat the clock, wound up with their share of stock.
Silver Rolls from golden rock, shaken by a knock, knock, knock.
Happy family, wave that grin, what goes round must surely spin;
Cheesecake, mousetrap, Grip-Pipe-Thynne cried out, "We're not Rin Tin Tin."

Uncle Rufus grew his nose, threw away his circus clothes
Cousin Silas grew a beard, drew another flask of weird
Nasty Jonah grew a wife, Judas drew his pruning knife.
Happy family one hand clap, four went on but none came back

Happy family, pale applause, each to his revolving doors.
Silas searching, Rufus neat, Jonah caustic, Jude so sweet.
Let their sergeant mirror spin if we lose the barbers win;
Happy family one hand clap, four went on but none came back


My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him; I wanna walk in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this: *runs like berserk* "I'm covered in bees!"


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 Post subject: Re: Strange Song Lyrics
PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:11 pm 
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Wow, never noticed this topic before. Anything by Pavement:
"Pigs they tend to wiggle when they walk.
The infrastructure rots,
and the owners hate the jocks
with their agents and their dates." (Stereo)

"Blind date with a chancer, we had oysters and dry lancers,
and the check, when it arrived, we went dutch, dutch, dutch.
Such a redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash,
And this emory board is giving me a rash. I'm flat out.
You're so beautiful to look at when you cry. Freeze, don't move.
You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life." (A Shady Lane)

"Snipers posted bills -- as they should -- of our midnight vacation...
Echelon your dreams and they'll come true...
One of us is a cigar stand, and one of us is a lovely blue incandescent guillotine.
The edge of creation is blurred and blushed.
Not a lot of room to grow inside this leather terrarium." (Type Slowly)

"Simply put, I want to grow old; dying does not meet my expectations.
Let's drink a toast to all those who arrived alive to tell
about their struggles in hushed tones around the fire.
It's late winter. Let's sink the ship, mix our blood, just the tip.
A crip is sleeping on the basement stairs.
Oh, I know he's there." (We Are Underused)

"I'm just a boy with a new haircut,
and it's a pretty nice haircut.
Charge it like a puzzle;
hit men wearing muzzles.
Hesitate, you die.
Look around, around:
The second drummer drowned." (Cut Your Hair)

And I can't omit the song "John Struck Lucy" by Possum Dixon:
"This is a very important announcement.
Lucy's being photographed by John on the bathroom floor.
John's taking pictures of Lucy.
The water's* dripping from the sink.

And John struck Lucy.
John, the boss, the lover, the giant and a lot of things,
he hit her with a stick. (Price check on four.)
Then John struck Lucy. (Yeah, number four.)
Then John struck Lucy. Go, Ray.*
Then John struck Lucy. (Remember the holocaust.*)
Then John struck Lucy. (Remember the holocaust.*)

*The lyrics are not listed on the album sheet, and what I've always heard (which I posted above) differed from the on-line lyrics I found: "the wall is dripping from the sink" (huh?), "Go away" (this line preceded an instrument solo, and Ray is one of the band members), and "remember the hidden cost" (?). But I've been known to mishear things, so I figured I should share the posted lyrics, too.


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 Post subject: Re: Strange Song Lyrics
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:34 pm 
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Are you ready?!

This place inside my mind
a place I like to hide
You don't know the chances
What if I should die?!

A place inside my brain
another kind of pain
You don't know the chances
I'm so blind!
Blind...
Blind...

Another place I find
To escape the pain inside
You don't know the chances
What if I should die?!

A place inside my brain
another kind of pain
You don't know the chances.
I'm so blind!
Blind...
Blind...

Deeper! Deeper! Deeper inside me!
To live a life that seems to be a lost reality
That can never find a way to reach.
My inner self
I stand alone!
How deep can I go in the ground that I lay?
If I don't find a way to see through the gray that clouds my mind.
This time I look to see what's between the lines!

I can see, I can see, I'm going blind
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind...

I'm blind...
I'm blind...
I'm blind...
I'm blind!


...It's the song Blind by Korn if you haven't guessed. ;)


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