Random Contest: Lawyerbot Simulation
Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:50 am
Ever wanted to create your own Layerbot, well this is your chance. Show off your Lawerbots, here.
Info and Rules:
Lately, people have been sending in many, many inquiries regarding our resident legal machine Lawyerbot. They question his knowledge of all things legal, his actual existence, and his taste in clothes. (Well, we all question his taste in clothes.)
But more often then not, they simply want to know what he looks like. Mostly because not many people have ever seen an actual Lawyerbot before. (Lawyerbots are quite elusive you know.) They all have their own ideas, of course, but they're anxious to catch a glipse of this shiny, metal, robot, lawyer giant.
However, Lawyerbot is not so eager to have his picture taken. In fact, we tried to take a picture of him once and he had our memories erased and the camera burned. How we remember that, we have no clue. But there you go.
So, for those of you who have your own Lawyerbot laying around the house or office, please help us out. Draw the elusive Lawyerbot in his natural habitat. Or shopping for Usukis as they frequently do. Or whatever you want. But we need something to show to these people so they'll leave us alone... fast... we're burried in emails here.
Once you've drawn your interpretation, submit it in the form below. Please explain your Lawyerbot and what it's doing in the image in the box provided. (Sometimes it's hard to know what Lawyerbots are doing just by looking at them, you know?)
If you need some help, here are a few things to know about Lawyerbots:
* They're kinda tall, but not really
* They have the worst punctuation of any robot ever created
* Ours wears glasses. Maybe he's trying to blend in with the staff or something
* He likes to wear Mystery Island shirts on Fridays
Yeah... that doesn't really help much. Guess you're on your own.
Lawyerbot sits at the keyboard and types:
- ph34r me!
Info and Rules:
Lately, people have been sending in many, many inquiries regarding our resident legal machine Lawyerbot. They question his knowledge of all things legal, his actual existence, and his taste in clothes. (Well, we all question his taste in clothes.)
But more often then not, they simply want to know what he looks like. Mostly because not many people have ever seen an actual Lawyerbot before. (Lawyerbots are quite elusive you know.) They all have their own ideas, of course, but they're anxious to catch a glipse of this shiny, metal, robot, lawyer giant.
However, Lawyerbot is not so eager to have his picture taken. In fact, we tried to take a picture of him once and he had our memories erased and the camera burned. How we remember that, we have no clue. But there you go.
So, for those of you who have your own Lawyerbot laying around the house or office, please help us out. Draw the elusive Lawyerbot in his natural habitat. Or shopping for Usukis as they frequently do. Or whatever you want. But we need something to show to these people so they'll leave us alone... fast... we're burried in emails here.
Once you've drawn your interpretation, submit it in the form below. Please explain your Lawyerbot and what it's doing in the image in the box provided. (Sometimes it's hard to know what Lawyerbots are doing just by looking at them, you know?)
If you need some help, here are a few things to know about Lawyerbots:
* They're kinda tall, but not really
* They have the worst punctuation of any robot ever created
* Ours wears glasses. Maybe he's trying to blend in with the staff or something
* He likes to wear Mystery Island shirts on Fridays
Yeah... that doesn't really help much. Guess you're on your own.
Lawyerbot sits at the keyboard and types:
- ph34r me!
Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:10 am
um... thanks for pasting that here?
Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:49 am
Way to reuse a previous entry and poke fun at life in general, huh!?!
Unlike sketchy ...errr.. sketches of the illusive Lawyerbot, I have inside sources that took not just one but FOUR actual photos of the illusive lawyerbot. Two lackies who cater to this odd pharoah-like machine left thier comments of you to look over and enjoy.
Unlike sketchy ...errr.. sketches of the illusive Lawyerbot, I have inside sources that took not just one but FOUR actual photos of the illusive lawyerbot. Two lackies who cater to this odd pharoah-like machine left thier comments of you to look over and enjoy.
Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:20 pm
Sorry for being dumb but.. What is a Layerbot?
Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:59 pm
It is the *thing* that works for neopets and makes sure that Neo doesn't break the law hence the name Lawyerbot ^^
Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:17 pm
I never participated in a Random Contest before that had art or something like that in it (except the banner and avatar), so I thought why not, drew something in 10 minutes, added some text and sent it in. It won't be accepted but it was fun making! 