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Thu Feb 10, 2005 12:59 am

On my account thefirefaerie, someone neomailed me asking "Where are you? I got the item for one of your quests and don't know how to give it to you!"

Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:01 pm

I got only one....the person asked if they could HAVE my disco polarchuck. I got it the day it come out. Needless to say they got no response.

Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:31 pm

once got a weird one saying that a girl was really sad and wanted a paint brush and that else she was going to kill herself, there were a lot of ':'( :'( :'(' in it so i responded: "i'm going to kill myself if people don't stop asking me these stuff!" she then replied to me "go ahead, i'll keep asking" or something like that, then i decided to ignore her, she didn't reply anymore, probably bothering someone else :P

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:24 pm

I got one that said something like "This is a message from a junk account of The Millionare's Guild. Do not bother reporting. I demand that you take the 'Kauvara Usuki' from your shop / gallery and put in in the Trading Post for under 150,000 Neopoints. You need not take any offers on it. We will inform you when, after buying up others at the deflated price, that you can remove your item and return it to your shop / gallery. Feel free to buy some as well. We will send you compensation for your efforts. Failure to comply will get you hacked or frozen."

I did not reply. Soon after, over 10 showed up in the TP at the low price. Two weeks later, there was a few for 8 million only.

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:34 pm

stampsyne wrote:I got one that said something like "This is a message from a junk account of The Millionare's Guild. Do not bother reporting. I demand that you take the 'Kauvara Usuki' from your shop / gallery and put in in the Trading Post for under 150,000 Neopoints. You need not take any offers on it. We will inform you when, after buying up others at the deflated price, that you can remove your item and return it to your shop / gallery. Feel free to buy some as well. We will send you compensation for your efforts. Failure to comply will get you hacked or frozen."

I did not reply. Soon after, over 10 showed up in the TP at the low price. Two weeks later, there was a few for 8 million only.


Well that explains how alot of the inflation happens

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:35 pm

I guess I don't attract this kind of mail very often because I only go on Avatars/Neosignatures board on occasion, but I've gotten one stupid neomail so far.

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It was at about 35k because Taelia had just gotten unfrozen. It was the cheapest on the shop wizard.

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:47 pm

I must not frequent the right places or have a big enough shop--I never get these kinds of emails.

Someone did ask me how I got a koi the other day, to which I responded: "I saved up for a morphing potion."

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:57 pm

stampsyne wrote:I got one that said something like "This is a message from a junk account of The Millionare's Guild. Do not bother reporting. I demand that you take the 'Kauvara Usuki' from your shop / gallery and put in in the Trading Post for under 150,000 Neopoints. You need not take any offers on it. We will inform you when, after buying up others at the deflated price, that you can remove your item and return it to your shop / gallery. Feel free to buy some as well. We will send you compensation for your efforts. Failure to comply will get you hacked or frozen."

I did not reply. Soon after, over 10 showed up in the TP at the low price. Two weeks later, there was a few for 8 million only.


It's the Neopian Mafia! o_o

I would have reported them.

Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:39 pm

I've gotten none. Except for the cheat program one, but the only funny thing about that was it was on my funds account and he was froze instantly. =D

Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:51 pm

ProfessorRemusMoonyLupin wrote:
stampsyne wrote:I got one that said something like "This is a message from a junk account of The Millionare's Guild. Do not bother reporting. I demand that you take the 'Kauvara Usuki' from your shop / gallery and put in in the Trading Post for under 150,000 Neopoints. You need not take any offers on it. We will inform you when, after buying up others at the deflated price, that you can remove your item and return it to your shop / gallery. Feel free to buy some as well. We will send you compensation for your efforts. Failure to comply will get you hacked or frozen."

I did not reply. Soon after, over 10 showed up in the TP at the low price. Two weeks later, there was a few for 8 million only.


It's the Neopian Mafia! o_o

I would have reported them.
well, except for the part with hacking or freezing, i say the people are genius :)

they could have better said something like: "Failure to comply will get you reported for *insert thing that you can actually get reported for but what most people forget*" then even i would do it :P

Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:16 pm

Jens wrote:
ProfessorRemusMoonyLupin wrote:
stampsyne wrote:I got one that said something like "This is a message from a junk account of The Millionare's Guild. Do not bother reporting. I demand that you take the 'Kauvara Usuki' from your shop / gallery and put in in the Trading Post for under 150,000 Neopoints. You need not take any offers on it. We will inform you when, after buying up others at the deflated price, that you can remove your item and return it to your shop / gallery. Feel free to buy some as well. We will send you compensation for your efforts. Failure to comply will get you hacked or frozen."

I did not reply. Soon after, over 10 showed up in the TP at the low price. Two weeks later, there was a few for 8 million only.


It's the Neopian Mafia! o_o

I would have reported them.
well, except for the part with hacking or freezing, i say the people are genius :)

they could have better said something like: "Failure to comply will get you reported for *insert thing that you can actually get reported


Lets not give them ideas now. :P

Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:29 pm

Once, a long time ago, a guy neomailed me asking if he could date my Peophin...

Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:30 pm

Iwantmyacctback wrote:I got only one....the person asked if they could HAVE my disco polarchuck. I got it the day it come out. Needless to say they got no response.


I got a similar one, asking if they could have my krawk petpet, the same day I attached it to my pet.

Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:38 am

I just got this one:

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Oldest joke in the book!

Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:53 am

Since I feed kadoaties, I commonly get funny mail. This one's my favorite. :)

"just wondering. do you buy your eggs from wizard or shop?"
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