Funny Neomails!

[hyperflutterby]

These threads always make me feel poor because I don't get neomails bugging me.

Maybe I just don't post on the neoboards enough...

[Katy]

These threads always make me feel poor because I don't get neomails bugging me.

Maybe I just don't post on the neoboards enough...

That's probably it, though I have always tended to get more begging neomails when I've had expensive items in my shops or trades.

[Full Metal Alchemist]

Once i got a email about Krawks dying of starvation because of a fungus blight...they asked me to donate some np to them.

[ProfessorRemusMoonyLupin]

I used to get a ton of emails after I donated stuff to the money tree. I haven't been getting as much recently, but last time I donated I got one.

could i please have some of the stuff that your giving to the tree???
thankx

It totally stinks that I forgot to reply to them, because I had the perfect thing to say back.

Umm... How am I supposed to give you the stuff I just donated to the tree if it's already on the money tree? O.o *is confused*

I love messing with people. XD

[Alex]

I got a ton of Neomails after I got my Gold HatIC trophy. Thankfully I didn't hold my place for more than a couple of days

my neopet has ugga ugaa and i dont have enough neopoints to buy the medicine

can u put it in trading?

*rolls eyes* Sure, I'll just go out and buy an unbuyable where there's only 3 on the TP.

*twitch*

[Marinnai Kasaraki]

After all was said and done with me transferring Ten_Cents17 and babatasha to their new (and loving) homes, I logged back in after my hiatus to find this little beauty:

I want my pets back! U stole them from me, u hacker!!!!

And not less than a few minutes after hitting the delete button, from the same person, but a different account (same name with the number 2794 after it):

I want Rabbina17621 as payback for the pets you stole, u hacker!!!!

What is it with my painted pets (and the fact my account is 43 months old and therefore not new) that gets these idiots so attracted to me (and others) in particular?

*sigh* I think the trebuchet will be coming in handy after all >:]

[valerielundberg]

I found someone looking for starry battle dung in trades, and I wrote them saying I was curious and asking why they were looking for it...(I thought it was odd, there's not usually a lot of people after that weapon, you definately don't see that every day.)

They were a little rude and wrote back: "Because I want it, that's why!!"

I sent them a nice reply:



Figuring they knew I was around the boards a lot and wanted a little seller location help, I gladly offered to keep an eye out....



And then they proceeded to bid a bottle of red sand on my two hundred dubloon coin as if I had "Hey newbies, I'm a frikkin' charity!" written across my forehead.

[Zenial]

I just got this mail:

wow mate how did you get that scorchio ay ay and can you give me anything you are the one who brought the main codestone of me in it ay and please can you give me anything please?

send back plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I really think some of these guys are on drugs!

[deadmansacolite]

I got a realy STUPID one once all it said was dfgdfhgfdhfh!

[Butterflyhornet]

My sister seems to get the dumb ones.

When I was in the high scores of Feed Florg, I got a neomail asking me if I could play the game for them.

I don't know how to do that properly without having to ask for passwords and such, so I just replyed and said Sorry but no thanks.

[Axe]

Wow. Thats nothing. I have a very pathetic collection of annoying mails. Like so:

"LYK GIMME UR PW OR I WILL REPORT U TO MY BIG BRO ADAM!"

Riiigght...-rolls eyes-

"LYK CAN I HAVE UR MSPP?"

Um, no.

"

[Chao]

*crys*I want that grape chia pop!but its too exspencive...
Ill do ANYTHING for that!Ill give you every item I have and Ill also
would give you my art with your name on it!But if you say no Ill cry!Im
kidding!But I do like that grape chia pop!

Hmmm. Sure.

[LAQ]

Wow. Thats nothing. I have a very pathetic collection of annoying mails. Like so:

"LYK GIMME UR PW OR I WILL REPORT U TO MY BIG BRO ADAM!"

Riiigght...-rolls eyes-

"LYK CAN I HAVE UR MSPP?"

Um, no.

"

I've had people claiming that Donna was their mom (hello?) and that Adam was their enforcer (what, he's in organized crime now?)... Needless to say I didn't believe them

[jabond102]

You look kind. Spare 100million so I can get the dark staff avatar? How much does it cost person? Just give me the right amount. THanks, avatar collector

[Michelle]

Wow you guys get ALLOT of New Member mail! I unfortunatly ( ) have only gotton one of these neomail. it was one that said " Lyke can you plz give me a p/b? I W1ll giv it b4c! Ple4se!!

And I responded. " Um no"