Safety Symbols
Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:53 am
A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.
Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.
If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.
If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it
The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
Re: Safety Symbols
Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:17 am
Sugarinii wrote:
Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.
I like this one the most
Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:28 pm
I've seen these tons of times, and I still find them hilarious.
Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:38 pm
those had me CRACKING UP! 
Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:44 pm
the karata chop one was my favorite 
I'll have to share these.
I'll have to share these.
Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:02 am
Those really cracked me up! *shares them*
Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:06 am
Oh those are SO FUNNY! xD I especially loved the karate chop one.
Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:45 pm
Quite literally Ell-oh-ell.
Those are absolutely hilarious.
Those are absolutely hilarious.
Re: Safety Symbols
Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:58 pm
Sugarinii wrote:[img]
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
I'm reading these on the computer, in a bar, and trying to drink coke at the same time, and when I read that one ^ I spat coke all over the computer. People are giving me funny looks now. >.>
Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:12 pm
the do not fart is you are blocked under falling debris made me laugh the most. maybe its cuz i fart a LOT?
Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:28 am
For my 500th post, decided to post something funny:
My friend sent me this pic:
and I found it hilarious!
Poor violators. Even if they survive, they can't survive much longer...
I think this is still counted as a safety symbol...
My friend sent me this pic:
and I found it hilarious!
Poor violators. Even if they survive, they can't survive much longer...
I think this is still counted as a safety symbol...
Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:21 pm
OHHH! *digs around in picture folder* here it is!
XD
XD
Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:16 am
xDDDD - Don't even think of parking here. Gosh, that'd be hard to notice
Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:13 pm
Immortal_Z wrote:OHHH! *digs around in picture folder* here it is!
XD
...uhh.
Light - XD
Word and word. Because I don't think "uhh" and "XD" count as words.
Re: Safety Symbols
Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:28 pm
I especially like the karate chop one! xD