Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:41 pm
My hair's brown, so I don't get those.
Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:53 pm
I'm not a blonde (I have brown hair 
) but I still have my share of stupid moments. The one time, my friend and I bought this pack of candy at the mall that has wax shaped like soda bottles with juicy, sugary stuff inside. I took one in the car and I bit off the top and started to chew it up, and I said "This tastes really weird." and my friend said "That's because it's WAX!" and I spit it out back in the wrapper and my friend laughed at me for the rest of the ride home. 
Good thing she told me that before I swallowed it...
) but I still have my share of stupid moments. The one time, my friend and I bought this pack of candy at the mall that has wax shaped like soda bottles with juicy, sugary stuff inside. I took one in the car and I bit off the top and started to chew it up, and I said "This tastes really weird." and my friend said "That's because it's WAX!" and I spit it out back in the wrapper and my friend laughed at me for the rest of the ride home. Good thing she told me that before I swallowed it...
Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:31 pm
Ski wrote:Today I almost fell because I thought there was one more step to go up when there wasn't.
I actually have fallen doing that. Like thirty or forty times.
Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:55 pm
kentieness wrote:Earlier tonight, I'd just finished explaining the rules of Cheat! to my mum and she said to me, "So, what happens if the person before me puts down a 3 and I don't have a 2, 3 or 4?"
*headdesk*
My friend is soo much worse lol he had one card left, and the last card put down was an Ace, and the pile was pretty big - he put down his card, smugly said "One Five" and everyone looked at him really funnily... and then we cracked up xD
Aww he's a really funny guy
Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:36 pm
Several years ago my friend and I taught our other friend to play BS(or You're Bluffing, or Peanut Butter, or whatever you call it, the game that's just like Cheat except you have to go from Ace to King instead of one higher or lower than the last played card). And she gets through her first turn all right, but on her second turn, she says, "No sixes!"
My sister, my sister's friend, their respective boyfriends, and I had all gotten in my sister's boyfriend's car, with him in the driver's seat of course. He appeared to be having problems with his car. Finally he said, "Uh, guys, I think there's something really wrong."
My sister's friend's boyfriend said, "Did you turn the car on?"
He hadn't.
I have my own share of blonde moments too. One time, I'd put a drink in the fridge overnight, and when I went to go get it the next morning, I found it was gone. I was muttering to myself about how someone ALWAYS takes my drink, then I turned around. The drink was on the table, where I'd put it maybe 30 seconds earlier.
My sister, my sister's friend, their respective boyfriends, and I had all gotten in my sister's boyfriend's car, with him in the driver's seat of course. He appeared to be having problems with his car. Finally he said, "Uh, guys, I think there's something really wrong."
My sister's friend's boyfriend said, "Did you turn the car on?"
He hadn't.
I have my own share of blonde moments too. One time, I'd put a drink in the fridge overnight, and when I went to go get it the next morning, I found it was gone. I was muttering to myself about how someone ALWAYS takes my drink, then I turned around. The drink was on the table, where I'd put it maybe 30 seconds earlier.
Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:23 pm
I was born blonde, but my hair turned completely brown by the time I was 5. I still get my fair share of blonde moments, though. I never remember where the lightswitches are in the house where I've lived for 16 years. I walk into doorframes on a regular basis. I really and truly have put my hat in the refrigerator by accident.
Oh, and a few minutes ago, I was out walking my dog in the park and I'd zoned out a bit. I was thinking about how pretty the pawpaw trees looked now that their leaves were changing. Suddenly, a pawpaw fell out of a tree onto my head. I freaked out. I didn't connect the object hitting my head with the fruit from the trees above me for about 30 seconds. *facepalm*
Oh, and a few minutes ago, I was out walking my dog in the park and I'd zoned out a bit. I was thinking about how pretty the pawpaw trees looked now that their leaves were changing. Suddenly, a pawpaw fell out of a tree onto my head. I freaked out. I didn't connect the object hitting my head with the fruit from the trees above me for about 30 seconds. *facepalm*
Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:02 pm
On several occassions, I will walk into the kitchen to get a drink, get asked to bring someone something, then completely forget what I had come in there for. Sometimes I even get all the way back in my room and wonder what I had gotten up for. 
Other times, I've been rather hyperactive and have tripped on things that I insist weren't there a moment before, or run into a bookcase and hurt my hand.
I'm part blonde-part brunette, though. Naturally blonde, however, yet my best friend who has dark hair, has some of the worst blonde moments beyond mine. One day she questioned how "Color blind people drive?" It was just so off the wall. Then she put on one of her worksheets "I would want to be a Dodo bird because they have a cool name and I could fly."
Other times, I've been rather hyperactive and have tripped on things that I insist weren't there a moment before, or run into a bookcase and hurt my hand.
I'm part blonde-part brunette, though. Naturally blonde, however, yet my best friend who has dark hair, has some of the worst blonde moments beyond mine. One day she questioned how "Color blind people drive?" It was just so off the wall. Then she put on one of her worksheets "I would want to be a Dodo bird because they have a cool name and I could fly."
Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:33 pm
Ooooooh.
"Where's my cell phone?"
"I don't know... Look on your desk, it's usually there."
"I'm not at home, I'm in the car, talking to you on my cell phone."
"..."
"Where's my cell phone?"
"I don't know... Look on your desk, it's usually there."
"I'm not at home, I'm in the car, talking to you on my cell phone."
"..."
Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:01 pm
Jen wrote:Ooooooh.
"Where's my cell phone?"
"I don't know... Look on your desk, it's usually there."
"I'm not at home, I'm in the car, talking to you on my cell phone."
"..."
oh my... no comment
haha, like a year ago i was climbing up the stairs at school and i was at the very top and i tripped on the last step, threw my books from my hands to catch mself, and they go OVER the railing and fall 20 feet to the bottom of the stairs, scaring this 6th grader half to death. i swear she almost fainted. she screamed so loud. meanwhile all of my folders flew open and my papers went EVERYWHERE. it was horrible. i was like 10 minutes late for class and my teacher was real mad....
Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:11 am
This happened a few days ago, I think.
My friend has this really nice new bag - it's dark brown with white flower silhouettes all over it. Then she decided that she would colour a few pink with a highlighter. I didn't think it was a good idea, but she insisted it was and filled in one of the smaller flowers for me to see.
Then she started filling in a bigger flower in the front, and I said, "Um, that'll fade in the wash, you know."
She looked up at me like I was nuts, and said, "Who washes their bag?!"
And I was like, " .... Oh. Oh, yeah."
My friend has this really nice new bag - it's dark brown with white flower silhouettes all over it. Then she decided that she would colour a few pink with a highlighter. I didn't think it was a good idea, but she insisted it was and filled in one of the smaller flowers for me to see.
Then she started filling in a bigger flower in the front, and I said, "Um, that'll fade in the wash, you know."
She looked up at me like I was nuts, and said, "Who washes their bag?!"
And I was like, " .... Oh. Oh, yeah."
Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:25 am
I state the obvious a lot without thinking if that counts as a blonde moment o.O
Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:38 am
I still tend to pronounce Penelopé as Pen-ah-lope without realizing it. >.<
Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:39 pm
I'm very clumsy so a lot of my stuff falls off my desk at school. A couple of times I looked all around my desk, in it, and I still couldn't find my eraser. Then a couple of panicked minutes later, I find that I had been squeezing it in my left hand
....I get a lot of things like that......
....I get a lot of things like that......
Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:35 am
Well for my 12th birthday I had a slumber party and then a few days ago one of my friends mentioned it and i said "What party?" and she's like um hello it was a month ago and u forgot it !?!?
My birthday is 8/19/94
Once I was making a pbj sandwich in a rush and i had my glass of milk near it and i was starring at the tv and I almost put my jelly in the milk and im like OMG u r sooo stupid
look at my siggy \/
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My birthday is 8/19/94
Once I was making a pbj sandwich in a rush and i had my glass of milk near it and i was starring at the tv and I almost put my jelly in the milk and im like OMG u r sooo stupid
look at my siggy \/
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:19 pm
When we were learning about waves and radiation in Science, I only realised after about 3 lessons that when the teacher was talking about microwaves...she didn't mean electrical goods whizzing through the air. And I'm supposed to be gifted...