Sad jokes
Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:00 pm
These are a couple of REALLY dumb jokes that for some unknown reason made me chuckle.
"Two cows sitting in a field.
One goes to the other "Dude, aren't you scared of mad cow disease?"
To which the other replies "No because I'm a squirrel""
*wonders if anyone will get it*
"A duck walks into a bar, up to the bartender and says "Have you got any corn?"
Bartender says "Nope mate, sorry don't sell it"
The next day, the duck returns and says "Got any corn"
Bartender says "Sorry mate, we don't sell it"
Next day, duck walks in and says "You got any corn?"
Bartender says "I've already told you twice, I'm sorry but we don't sell it!!"
Day after and the duck's back "You got any corn?"
By now, the bartender's getting really annoyed so he shouts "Look mate! Next time you come in here asking for corn, I'm gonna nail your beak to that table!!"
Next day, the duck's back "You got any nails?"
"No"
"You got any corn?""
I laughed like a drain at those, strangely enough
"Two cows sitting in a field.
One goes to the other "Dude, aren't you scared of mad cow disease?"
To which the other replies "No because I'm a squirrel""
*wonders if anyone will get it*
"A duck walks into a bar, up to the bartender and says "Have you got any corn?"
Bartender says "Nope mate, sorry don't sell it"
The next day, the duck returns and says "Got any corn"
Bartender says "Sorry mate, we don't sell it"
Next day, duck walks in and says "You got any corn?"
Bartender says "I've already told you twice, I'm sorry but we don't sell it!!"
Day after and the duck's back "You got any corn?"
By now, the bartender's getting really annoyed so he shouts "Look mate! Next time you come in here asking for corn, I'm gonna nail your beak to that table!!"
Next day, the duck's back "You got any nails?"
"No"
"You got any corn?""
I laughed like a drain at those, strangely enough
Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:03 pm
That duck one is a classic. The cow one made me afraid I'm eating steak for dinner.
Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:40 am
I dont get the first one. At all. Care for someone to explain?
Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:45 am
There are two cows sitting in a field, the one asks if the other's scared of mad cow disease but the other thinks he's a squirrel, which means the second cow already has mad cow disease. 
Wrote it small because it kinda ruins the punchline
Wrote it small because it kinda ruins the punchline
Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:01 am
Ok, bad jokes, finally, my specialty.
(the following bad joke brought to you by the humour chip in Megaman Netbattle 3)
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street, one trips over and falls.
'Are you ok?' The first hydrogen atom asks
'No.. I think I lost my electron!' replies the second
'Are you sure?' The first asks
'I'm positive!'
Ehehe.. wonder who'll get it.
'Goethe was a german poet who only wrote after just waking up....
He vent from bed to verse!'
>.> Another one I'm sure no one will get.
(the following bad joke brought to you by the humour chip in Megaman Netbattle 3)
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street, one trips over and falls.
'Are you ok?' The first hydrogen atom asks
'No.. I think I lost my electron!' replies the second
'Are you sure?' The first asks
'I'm positive!'
Ehehe.. wonder who'll get it.
'Goethe was a german poet who only wrote after just waking up....
He vent from bed to verse!'
>.> Another one I'm sure no one will get.
Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:28 pm
t3h_Fergus wrote:Ok, bad jokes, finally, my specialty.
(the following bad joke brought to you by the humour chip in Megaman Netbattle 3)
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street, one trips over and falls.
'Are you ok?' The first hydrogen atom asks
'No.. I think I lost my electron!' replies the second
'Are you sure?' The first asks
'I'm positive!'
Ehehe.. wonder who'll get it.
'Goethe was a german poet who only wrote after just waking up....
He vent from bed to verse!'
>.> Another one I'm sure no one will get.
Hey, I actually got them! xD And they're good, too. They actually made me chuckle...most bad jokes make me throw the joke book out the window.
Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:43 pm
Twinkle wrote: There are two cows sitting in a field, the one asks if the other's scared of mad cow disease but the other thinks he's a squirrel, which means the second cow already has mad cow disease.
Wrote it small because it kinda ruins the punchline
Zega said and laughed, "Oh thats funny! I get it now!"
Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:48 pm
Love the cow one! lol
Loved both of them!
t3h_Fergus wrote:Ok, bad jokes, finally, my specialty.
(the following bad joke brought to you by the humour chip in Megaman Netbattle 3)
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street, one trips over and falls.
'Are you ok?' The first hydrogen atom asks
'No.. I think I lost my electron!' replies the second
'Are you sure?' The first asks
'I'm positive!'
Ehehe.. wonder who'll get it.
'Goethe was a german poet who only wrote after just waking up....
He vent from bed to verse!'
>.> Another one I'm sure no one will get.
Loved both of them!
Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:16 am
The cow one made me laugh, but for somereason i started laughing at "Two cows sitting in a field." Dunno why.
Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:24 am
Crystal Cloud wrote:The cow one made me laugh, but for somereason i started laughing at "Two cows sitting in a field." Dunno why.
So did I. I think it's the effect after Twinkle said it made HER laugh, so you automatically start laughing yourself O_o
Fri Aug 20, 2004 1:11 pm
lol those are hillarious
really stupid
yet hillarious!
really stupid
yet hillarious!
Fri Aug 20, 2004 5:30 pm
HAHAHAHA that duck one is funny
It's yellow, long and not a banana at all!!
An undercover banana!!
*silence*
It's yellow, long and not a banana at all!!
An undercover banana!!
*silence*
Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:25 pm
XD I love dumb jokes.
What do you call a country where everyone drives a pink car?
A pink carnation!
Two penguins where sitting on an iceberg when one says to the other, "Hey, it kind of looks like you're wearing a tuxeedo!"
The other replied, "How do you know I'm not. . .?"
What's brown, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you?
A pool table.
What do you call a country where everyone drives a pink car?
A pink carnation!
Two penguins where sitting on an iceberg when one says to the other, "Hey, it kind of looks like you're wearing a tuxeedo!"
The other replied, "How do you know I'm not. . .?"
What's brown, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you?
A pool table.
Sun Aug 22, 2004 1:01 pm
I like the duck one, though I heard it in terms or grapes and guns instead of corn and nails. And I like the Hydrogen one too XD. The joy of chemistry (the joy of the boring chem teacher teaching us ><)
I don't know who on earth made this joke, but if you say it correctly, it makes you laugh. I know my really good friend did it XD
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
How she said it:
Why did the chicken cross the road??
*say this like a sense of "duhhhh" with weird eyes XD* To get to the other side. DUH!
Argh, you just have to hear it >.<
I don't know who on earth made this joke, but if you say it correctly, it makes you laugh. I know my really good friend did it XD
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
How she said it:
Why did the chicken cross the road??
*say this like a sense of "duhhhh" with weird eyes XD* To get to the other side. DUH!
Argh, you just have to hear it >.<
Sun Aug 22, 2004 1:17 pm
Shakespear walks into a pub and orders a drink. The Landlord promptly throws him out and shouts, "Get out! Your Bard!"
Did you hear about the Polish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
How does an alto change a lightbulb?
She holds the bulb up and the world spins around her.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
How do you get two bagpipers in tune?
Shoot one.
A nun was kicked out of the order for inappropriate attire: sheer habit.
Vandals destroyed many road signs. They really pulled out all the stops.
Did you hear about the Polish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
How does an alto change a lightbulb?
She holds the bulb up and the world spins around her.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
How do you get two bagpipers in tune?
Shoot one.
A nun was kicked out of the order for inappropriate attire: sheer habit.
Vandals destroyed many road signs. They really pulled out all the stops.