I'll be gone for a couple of days

[ahoteinrun]

Back early. Bride sleeping. Parents-in-law already annoying. Have lost ability to make whole sentences.

Getting married. To a girl.

Did you have them checked just to make sure?

No, I must admit I'd pretty well figured it out by now.

& anywhere pretty? are you doing it at home in the Lou or somewhere else, because as you already know St. Louis has tons of pretty churches. I almost wish I was catholic so I could go to the St. Louis Church to be married. Its the prettiest by far!

We got married at the Larimore House in Spanish Lake (north of St. Louis city for those not from here).
http://www.larimorehouse.com

They have a horse and carriage that the bride rides in on and the couple rides out on. Once my at-the-time-fiance saw that on the DVD (they set you down in front of a DVD before doing anything else) that was it. No more site visits, no more thinking, nothing.

Don't faint!

I totally read that as "Don't fart."

Congrats Shapu! I'm so happy for you. I hope you didn't fart or faint at your wedding. (or at least if you did the former, that it wasn't A) loud or B) smelly.). Or that your farting didn't make anyone faint.

And kudos to the brides horse and carriage! I hope that went well and that the horse didn't contribute too much gas to that part of the ceremony.

[Bruces galore]

Congratulations shapu! Hopefully you were able to keep the pants on while the guests were around. My husband missed that memo and had his pants fall down as we were walking by all the guests blowing bubbles. We got it all caught on tape, priceless

[Pudding]

Congratulations!

It sounds like you had a lovely wedding. Unless, of course, everything that people warned you about in this thread happened. In that case, well...here's your shot at YouTube fame!

[MarchingDuck]

Congratulations shapu! Hopefully you were able to keep the pants on while the guests were around. My husband missed that memo and had his pants fall down as we were walking by all the guests blowing bubbles. We got it all caught on tape, priceless

that might be one of the best wedding stories I've ever heard!

[Igg]

Good work, man.

[shapu]

Thank yew, thank yew.

I really am leaving this time - honeymoon in the elsewhere. And I can't do any pirate impersonations, cuz it's in the caribbean, and apparently they don't have fond memories of pirates down there.

Sad yar.