A list of all things caused by global warming

[Uncle Xyzzy]

I can't be bothered to read through that entire thing, but I love

avalanches reduced, avalanches increased, bananas destroyed, bananas grow

And the others like it

There's more avalanches, but they're smaller. They crush all the banana trees, except for the ones with enormous bananas.

[Mongrel]

That list forgot the most important thing of all: global warming causes movies by Al Gore.
Although I did notice it causes "sour grapes." Interesting.