Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Snippy]

Unfortunately Harold was hopelessly addicted to graham crackers.

[endeavourl]

Fortunatly, there was a graham cracker warehouse right next to the now demolished school, and Harold was able to eat to his heart's content by pawing a huge hole in the side of the warehouse.

[Snippy]

Unfortunately they were infested with rats and they climbed all over him and bit onto his ears.

[pipsqueeek]

Fortunately his ears contain a rat mind control drug

[endeavourl]

Unfortunatly, these rats were immune, and thus continued biting harold.

[Snippy]

Fortunately the rats made cute ear rings.

[CrescentRoses]

Unfortunately, because of cute rat earrings he was now wearing, Harold had an uncontrollable desire to wear a dress and pumps.


Off-Topic Edit: I just wanted to say that I've never even heard of this thread before, but I find myself laughing when I think about it. More so when I read the posts. I look forward to coming here to see what new crazy random things are done, lol.

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[Amethyst]

Fortunately, Harold was able to overcome that desire and wear sneakers with his dress.

[Christopher]

Unfortunately Harolds last name is Hoerwick.

[Twitchy]

Fortunately he keeps that fact a secret

[Ixistant]

Unfortunately, a reporter saw his last name on his underwear when Harold was getting changed into his dress and told the whole world.

[Twitchy]

Fortunately he found a paper bag to wear over his head.

[matchbow]

Unfortunately, because of his paper bag wearing habits, Harold was mistaken for Igor Gouzenko

[Twitchy]

Fortunately because of that everyone forgot his ast name.

[matchbow]

Unfortunately, Harold then decided to dig a hole in which to hide