Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:08 pm
Fortunately, the guy threw on a camoflage outfit.
Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:09 pm
Unfortunatly, he got distracted by a very large plate of cookies, so was easily visable, for cookies simply don't disappear.
Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:10 pm
Fortunately, Pixa edited his post just in time to eat the cookies.
Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:16 pm
Unfortunately, we know he edited it.
Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:31 pm
Fortunately, he can modify our memory!
Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:40 pm
Unfortunatly, his wand was broken, if he cast a Memory Charm, it would fire at him, not at those who know too much. His scar was hurting too. Voldemort was near!
Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:42 pm
Fortunately somebody threw a large hardback edition of The Order of the Phoenix at him which knocked him out.
Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:34 pm
Unfortunately, the edition was ruined!
Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:52 pm
Fortunatly, it was a ruined edition anyways, as it had a bunch of dark, curley script on the pages.
Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:04 am
Unfortunatly, they were words... 
Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:18 am
Fortunately, the mob had CD eat the "evil" words.
Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:23 am
Unfortunatly, it came out the other way looking still the same. 
Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:14 pm
Fortunately, CD wasn't hungry anymore.
Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:56 pm
Unfortunatly, he was now thirsty, quenching the said thirst by drinking the oceans dry.
Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:54 pm
Fortunately, he was FULL. :O