Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Snippy]

Unfortunately she had taken Gaelic in Neopian high school.

[pipsqueeek]

Fortunately, high school was so long ago for her that she'd forgotten all the gaelic she had learned then

[Snippy]

Unfortunately she turned the manual over and that side was in English.

[CWisgood]

Fortunately, she can't read English.

[_jade_em_]

Unfortunately, her friend could.

[CWisgood]

Fortunately, she wasn't on speaking terms with her friend.

[Christopher]

Unfortunately they still communicated with each other by throwing dictionaries with the relavent words highlighted.

[CWisgood]

Fortunately the only high light pen colour in the world was the exact colour as the only dictionary page colour in the world, so the highlights don't stand out at all.

[Christopher]

Unfortunately it was a UV highlighter, and more unfortunately still, Fyora and her friend where throwing them at a rave party and thus could read them.

[CWisgood]

Fortunately Fyora discovered how to use that helmet after 12 posts, and we don't have to argue anymore.

[Snippy]

Unfortunately Billy-bob's brother still doesn't have a name. Fortunately Snippy randomly decided to name him Shirley.

[Jens]

Unfortunately Shirley is a weird name for a 'he'

[Ric]

Fortunately, we will not tease him, just because he has a female name. No. We're not like that at all. hehe... Shirley

[CWisgood]

Unfortunately, Shirley mutated into a giant frog.

[Ric]

Fortunately, (s)he won a holiday to France.