Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:14 am
The ones I had I don't think were good enough, so now I'm here making up my own lyrics to a song, with pants. 
(verse 1) In this world all our pants are simple
We choose jeans over innocent sweats
And in this world it's not our denim that's evil
It's the ones that choose it over life
And in my pants I cannot believe all these loose strings
And I will not be fed by the shorts
Or the pants that is created just to be ripped, They're ripped
(chorus) No matter how hard they try
No matter how loud they cry
They can't fit in their pants anymore
No matter how hard they try
No matter how high they pull up their pants
They can't fit them over their waists
(verse 2) And they can't see
The innocent sweats
The pointless back pockets
And in my pants I want to undo all this sewing
And give back the innocent thread
Open pockets to steal luxurious items, steal items
(back to chorus)
(coda) Denim - Innocent pants
Innocent pants - What are they for?
(rest of this is sung at same time as first half of the chorus)
No mercy
For the pants
Money for pants
It's pointless
(second half of chorus, then repeat all of chorus. After second time, repeat the word "waists" while fading, until you can't hear it anymore)
"In This World (Pants)" - Good Charlotte (note that that's not the real name.
)
(verse 1) In this world all our pants are simple
We choose jeans over innocent sweats
And in this world it's not our denim that's evil
It's the ones that choose it over life
And in my pants I cannot believe all these loose strings
And I will not be fed by the shorts
Or the pants that is created just to be ripped, They're ripped
(chorus) No matter how hard they try
No matter how loud they cry
They can't fit in their pants anymore
No matter how hard they try
No matter how high they pull up their pants
They can't fit them over their waists
(verse 2) And they can't see
The innocent sweats
The pointless back pockets
And in my pants I want to undo all this sewing
And give back the innocent thread
Open pockets to steal luxurious items, steal items
(back to chorus)
(coda) Denim - Innocent pants
Innocent pants - What are they for?
(rest of this is sung at same time as first half of the chorus)
No mercy
For the pants
Money for pants
It's pointless
(second half of chorus, then repeat all of chorus. After second time, repeat the word "waists" while fading, until you can't hear it anymore)
"In This World (Pants)" - Good Charlotte (note that that's not the real name.
)
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Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:24 am
Rock The Pants - (Rock the Party) P.O.D.
Eye Of The Pants - (Eye of the Tiger) um, it's from Rocky
Pants in a Cage - (Rat In a Cage) Smashing Pumpkins
Dance To The Pants - (Dance to the music) Sly & the Family Stone
Summer Pants - (Summer Sunshine) The Corrs
I'll stop now.
Eye Of The Pants - (Eye of the Tiger) um, it's from Rocky
Pants in a Cage - (Rat In a Cage) Smashing Pumpkins
Dance To The Pants - (Dance to the music) Sly & the Family Stone
Summer Pants - (Summer Sunshine) The Corrs
I'll stop now.
Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:52 am
I can already tell I'm going to have too much fun with this... 
"Ain't that a kick in the pants?" ~ Dean Martin - Ain't That A KIck In The Head
"You know pants is this year's pink." ~ "Wicked" Cast - Dancing Through Life
"Do you have the time to listen to me whine about denim and khaki all at once?" ~ Green Day - Basket Case
"Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your pants." ~ Brand New - Seventy Times 7
"The minuet between the heart and the pants is my lullaby." ~ Idina Menzel - Minuet
"She picked up a rock, threw it at the car, hit him in the pants, now he's got a big scar." ~ Sublime - Date Rape
"I hate everything about pants." ~ Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You
"With the pants out, it's less dangerous." ~ Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
"The pants are on fire!" ~ Kumbia Kings - Fuego
"Goodbye to pants." ~ Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You
"I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of pants." ~ Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
Waaaay too amusing...
"Ain't that a kick in the pants?" ~ Dean Martin - Ain't That A KIck In The Head
"You know pants is this year's pink." ~ "Wicked" Cast - Dancing Through Life
"Do you have the time to listen to me whine about denim and khaki all at once?" ~ Green Day - Basket Case
"Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your pants." ~ Brand New - Seventy Times 7
"The minuet between the heart and the pants is my lullaby." ~ Idina Menzel - Minuet
"She picked up a rock, threw it at the car, hit him in the pants, now he's got a big scar." ~ Sublime - Date Rape
"I hate everything about pants." ~ Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You
"With the pants out, it's less dangerous." ~ Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
"The pants are on fire!" ~ Kumbia Kings - Fuego
"Goodbye to pants." ~ Michelle Branch - Goodbye To You
"I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of pants." ~ Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
Waaaay too amusing...
Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:27 am
Pants Of Justice (Hammerfall - Hammer Of Justice )
Who shot the go go Pants (Moloko - Who shot the go go dancer)
Black Pants On The Corner (Thin Lizzy - Black Boys On The Corner )
Who shot the go go Pants (Moloko - Who shot the go go dancer)
Black Pants On The Corner (Thin Lizzy - Black Boys On The Corner )
Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:42 am
Give Pants A Chance
Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:51 am
New jeans, NEW JEANS!
- New York, New York.
- New York, New York.
Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:17 pm
Who Let the Pants Out?
Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:01 pm
Where Is The Pants?
Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:48 pm
Don't Phunk With My Pants - Don't Phunk With My Pants - Black Eyed Peas
Feel Good Pants - Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
Eve Of The Pants - Eve Of The War - Jeff Wayne/War Of The Worlds
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Pants Club Band - Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles
Lay All Your Pants On Me - Lay All Your Love On Me - Abba
Pants Made Milwaukee Famous - What Made Milwaukee Famous? - Rod Stewart
Fix The Pants (Let Them Know It's Sewing Time) - Feed The World (Let Them Know It's Christmas Time) - Band Aid, Band Aid 2, Band Aid 20
Feel Good Pants - Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
Eve Of The Pants - Eve Of The War - Jeff Wayne/War Of The Worlds
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Pants Club Band - Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles
Lay All Your Pants On Me - Lay All Your Love On Me - Abba
Pants Made Milwaukee Famous - What Made Milwaukee Famous? - Rod Stewart
Fix The Pants (Let Them Know It's Sewing Time) - Feed The World (Let Them Know It's Christmas Time) - Band Aid, Band Aid 2, Band Aid 20
Fix The Pants (Let Them Know It's Sewing Time) wrote:It's sewing time,
There's no need to be afraid,
At sewing time,
They patch up holes and they fix us up,
And all us size 20's
We can spread around your butt
Throw your legs into the holes,
At sewing time,
But stay right there,
And fix up the other ones,
At sewing time, it's hard but when you're fixing up,
Add some patches to our rear,
And add some to the front,
Where the only denim showing is,
The stuff around your zip,
And the zip in the middle,
Should be gleaming with joy,
Do they know it's sewing time at all?
Here's to you,
For fixing us all up,
Here's to them,
For the thread they gave us,
Do they know it's sewing time at all?
Fix the pants!
Let them know it's sewing time!
Fix the pants!
Let them know it's sewing time!
Fix the pants!
Let them know it's sewing time!
Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:32 am
Pants of the day /Hero of the day - Metallica
Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:27 pm
*tries desperately to come up with a new pants line*
"I'm not part of a blue jeans agenda": American Cargo Shorts (was American Idiot)- Green Day
Yay for over-rated songs with parodies!
"I'm not part of a blue jeans agenda": American Cargo Shorts (was American Idiot)- Green Day
Yay for over-rated songs with parodies!
Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:32 pm
You Were My Pants - (You Were My Sky - Misato Aki)
Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:13 pm
Crazy pants - Crazy Chick (Charlotte Church *throws up*)
Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:30 pm
"I'm just finding my own pants" - Finding My Own Way, Charlotte Church (SPEAKING OF! 
XD)
XD)
Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:49 pm
This one's not really pants (I thought it would be funny though), but...
"Oh where oh where could my white socks be?
Washing machine took them away from me.
It's gone to dust bunnies undoing the job.
Or maybe worse; a guy named Bob"
Erm, I forget the name of the song, but I think it's by Pearl Jam. I heard it somewhere and I remember the chorus, so I did that.
Now some with pants:
"Everybody's wearing the pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah." Trendy - Reel Big Fish.
"Pants will zip. I think I want to wear...
Pants will zip. I think it's time for me to wear some pants" Zipping Pants (was "Rolling Balls") - AFI
"Staring down the left leg of a pair of jeans (pair of jeans)" 45 - Shinedown
Yeah, those were nowhere near funny.
"Oh where oh where could my white socks be?
Washing machine took them away from me.
It's gone to dust bunnies undoing the job.
Or maybe worse; a guy named Bob"
Erm, I forget the name of the song, but I think it's by Pearl Jam. I heard it somewhere and I remember the chorus, so I did that.
Now some with pants:
"Everybody's wearing the pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah." Trendy - Reel Big Fish.
"Pants will zip. I think I want to wear...
Pants will zip. I think it's time for me to wear some pants" Zipping Pants (was "Rolling Balls") - AFI
"Staring down the left leg of a pair of jeans (pair of jeans)" 45 - Shinedown
Yeah, those were nowhere near funny.