Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Snippy]

Fortunately no one else could afford the bread either and they starved to death, and since he was a zombie he ate them.

[CWisgood]

Unfortunately, he got food poisoning and had to stay in a zombie hospital for months.

[Makuta_Neodude]

fortunately, while he was there he got to eat a couple of delicious and VERY sanitary nurses

[CWisgood]

Unforunately, he got infected by a flesh eating disease and the only people that could save him, the nurses, were eaten.

[Anoohilator]

Fortunately his body odours where enough to sterilise his skin.

[CWisgood]

Unfortunately his skin dissolved.

[DM was on fire!]

Fortunetly, an organ donor had died and his skin was transplanted.

[CWisgood]

Unfortunately, the organ donor has dry, flaky skin.

[Anoohilator]

Fortunately it was magic skin that healed itself from time to time.

[bradley_none]

Unfortunately, the magic had been sapped away, thanks to an evil Butter Toasted Muffin curse. Darn those Butter Toasted Muffins.

[CWisgood]

Fortunately the Faerie Queen came down and made everything right again.

[Snippy]

Unfortunately the Faerie Queen started stalking him.

[CWisgood]

Fortunately it was all a dream!

[Anoohilator]

Unfortunately he woke up in a coffin, with the lid nailed shut.

[Christopher]

Fortunately he was into that kinda thing.