Fortunately Unfortunately

[Matt]

Unfortunately, it's still in a heavy Scottish accent, so the only person who can understand it is the very, very, handsome, cool, allergic-to-parrot Scot.

[Pixa]

Fortunately, the scot could understand every word perfectly

[.neko.]

Unfortunately he went swimming and got his ears so plugged up he couldnt hear.

[Sweet Pea]

Fortunately, the Scot had a towel to dry his ears.

[yagetme]

Unfortunately, a bird came pass and pooped on his head, he then ran onto the street and got run over

[Eidolon]

Fortunately, it was a bicycle that ran over his toe.

[Sweet Pea]

Unfortunately, he couldn't walk well. All he could do was limp around.

[Matt]

Fortunately, the parrot was sitting on his shoulder

[jellyoflight]

Unfortunatly, the parrot deafened him with the constant squawking.

[WIS]

Fortunatly, the very, very handsome Scotman identified the squawking as another language he could understand.

[Eidolon]

Unfortunately, the bird had a very quick temper, and grew tired of the limping, and bit the very very handsome Scot's ear.

[Anubis]

Fortunately, the very very handsome Scot's ear was very very tough (and not to mention handsome), so only a dribble of blood... dribbled.

[Pixa]

Unfortunately, he was now deaf.

[Jens]

Fortunately, he wasn't blind yet..

[kin]

unfortunately, parrots wings aren't well suited to sign language